Curtis Retherford
@actuallycurtis.bsky.social
you: "sent from my iPhone"
me:
me:
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you: "sent from my iPhone"
me:
me:
Was reading a short story written in the 70s (printed in Harlan Ellison's posthumous "Last Dangerous Visions") and saw this fun little prediction
October 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Was reading a short story written in the 70s (printed in Harlan Ellison's posthumous "Last Dangerous Visions") and saw this fun little prediction
my 1-year-old daughter every time Paddington is on screen
August 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
my 1-year-old daughter every time Paddington is on screen
I assume they're related to these guys
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I assume they're related to these guys
He has, of course, taken an oath (twice) two defend the U.S. Constitution, which says he "will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution."
There's going to be some very dumb people arguing that "to the best my ability" will let Trump out of basically anything
There's going to be some very dumb people arguing that "to the best my ability" will let Trump out of basically anything
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He has, of course, taken an oath (twice) two defend the U.S. Constitution, which says he "will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution."
There's going to be some very dumb people arguing that "to the best my ability" will let Trump out of basically anything
There's going to be some very dumb people arguing that "to the best my ability" will let Trump out of basically anything
a move that takes place where you're from:
April 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
a move that takes place where you're from:
Fashion is cyclical
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Fashion is cyclical
Goodbye to my twitter and this 9-year-old joke
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Goodbye to my twitter and this 9-year-old joke
Sometimes you think the headlines can't get worse, and then they find a new way to be horrifyingly terrible
October 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Sometimes you think the headlines can't get worse, and then they find a new way to be horrifyingly terrible
Jay Johnston's new job: modeling for costumes from his old job
October 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Jay Johnston's new job: modeling for costumes from his old job
Time to reshare my favorite of all the weird Eric Adams lies:
September 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Time to reshare my favorite of all the weird Eric Adams lies:
If you're wondering whether the people who sell mirrors for babies understand how mirrors work, the answer is "no"
September 6, 2024 at 11:56 PM
If you're wondering whether the people who sell mirrors for babies understand how mirrors work, the answer is "no"
Somewhere between 4 and 7 feet is my guess, but I'm not a journalist
June 1, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Somewhere between 4 and 7 feet is my guess, but I'm not a journalist
Thank you, LATimes, for letting me know that nuclear destruction may not be fun
May 9, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Thank you, LATimes, for letting me know that nuclear destruction may not be fun
My "Popular with Friends" is just one of my own posts. That's all I've ever wanted from a social network: to tell me I'm popular with friends. Good work, bluesky
March 2, 2024 at 8:17 AM
My "Popular with Friends" is just one of my own posts. That's all I've ever wanted from a social network: to tell me I'm popular with friends. Good work, bluesky
Men think about this almost every day
January 13, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Men think about this almost every day
did the online anti-harassment training for my job, but the state of CA requires a full hour of anti-harassment training so the last slide is just a timer counting down until the hour is up. 20 minutes down, 11 to go
September 18, 2023 at 5:41 AM
did the online anti-harassment training for my job, but the state of CA requires a full hour of anti-harassment training so the last slide is just a timer counting down until the hour is up. 20 minutes down, 11 to go
Finally leaving twitter and getting on bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Finally leaving twitter and getting on bluesky
Me, once a month, checking facebook
June 28, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Me, once a month, checking facebook