Patricius "Waiting on Alan Dershowitz to do the thing" Bikinius
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Patricius "Waiting on Alan Dershowitz to do the thing" Bikinius
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Catch me outside with my kataphraktoi

Also your formatting and application of ellipses is wrong and I do notice and I do judge you
It is written
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Found this little exchange and thought it was neat ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
idk I could probably workshop this one a little more
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

I will block anyone who uses this stupid fucking gif
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
interesting point Matt let's now hear from your colleague:
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shot

Chaser
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Once again asking
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thx Rory
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Texas breaking new ground tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Happy Halloween pumpkins are berries
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Still thinking about this stray Lindsey Graham caught from Loomer
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A lot of families are going to struggle through the holidays. Consider donating to your local food bank. Even if it can help put one meal on your neighbors' tables this season, that's sure as shit more than the feds are doing.
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bernie says don't click that fucking link
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Once again asking FFS STOP CLICKING ON NYT LINKS, even for rage reading.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Once again asking
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thx
October 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
New White House logo just dropped
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tired of milquetoast story framing from a legacy for-profit newspaper with a history of downplaying the severity of the rise of American fascism and the continued bald-faced lying of this administration? Don't click their fucking links!
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM