Patricius "Waiting on Alan Dershowitz to do the thing" Bikinius
@actually-patricius.bsky.social
Catch me outside with my kataphraktoi
Also your formatting and application of ellipses is wrong and I do notice and I do judge you
Also your formatting and application of ellipses is wrong and I do notice and I do judge you
Damn he truly is developmentally 19
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Damn he truly is developmentally 19
Served with him in Dacia.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Served with him in Dacia.
I bought him a rattle and he smote me with it
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November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I bought him a rattle and he smote me with it
bars
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"See the Republicans we allowed to strip benefits away from millions of Americans? Yeah, they're not on your side 😏"
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"See the Republicans we allowed to strip benefits away from millions of Americans? Yeah, they're not on your side 😏"
I hope he genuinely tried to see how many pages he could get through before pulling the chute (with a Sanderson book I'm sure that's few). No matter how many, it's probably a world record for most pages read in freefall.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I hope he genuinely tried to see how many pages he could get through before pulling the chute (with a Sanderson book I'm sure that's few). No matter how many, it's probably a world record for most pages read in freefall.
Remember: Not a king. Totally not a king. A man who clearly has 0 interest in being king.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Remember: Not a king. Totally not a king. A man who clearly has 0 interest in being king.
As a dad of a kid little older than this nothing fills me with murderous rage faster
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As a dad of a kid little older than this nothing fills me with murderous rage faster
We need that video!
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need that video!
Careful if the chuds see this they'll post it unironically
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Careful if the chuds see this they'll post it unironically
Indeed
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Indeed
Thank you for sharing that Ross
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank you for sharing that Ross
trick question you sly dog
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
trick question you sly dog
It was indeed Chris! Relevant for the reason I outlined above.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It was indeed Chris! Relevant for the reason I outlined above.
Wait how the fuck did you arrive at that question lmao
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wait how the fuck did you arrive at that question lmao
I'm actually impressed; you walked away, mulled it over and returned a couple hours later to deliver this double-down. Thank you Ross.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm actually impressed; you walked away, mulled it over and returned a couple hours later to deliver this double-down. Thank you Ross.
Narrator: Ross left in a huff, ignorant that the video they were so perturbed by was a fabrication reflecting not reality, but the inorganic mind of generative AI. For it mattered not whether what they commented on was real, only that strangers bear witness to the ax they brought here to grind.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Narrator: Ross left in a huff, ignorant that the video they were so perturbed by was a fabrication reflecting not reality, but the inorganic mind of generative AI. For it mattered not whether what they commented on was real, only that strangers bear witness to the ax they brought here to grind.