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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Someone could say "people who don't wipe after pooping have dirty buttholes" and Trump will be like "HOW DARE THEY CALL MY BUTTHOLE DIRTY!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That Tree of Liberty is lookin' mighty thirsty these days...
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Protests are great but remember to REGISTER TO VOTE AND ACTUALLY VOTE!

None of this matters if the midterms come and a huge chunk of voters don't even vote. You want Trump impeached? Vote in a congress that actually has enough of a majority to do that.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2028 Election Prediction: SCOTUS scrapes together a legal justification to let Trump run for a third term. "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" doesn't apply to Trump since he stole the last election, so technically, he was only elected once.
September 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed..."
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's pathetic that Republicans are going to risk starting WWIII just to distract the public from their latest attempt to gut public services and sell public lands so they can be pillaged by the wealthy. A big middle finger from the GOP right at TR and FDR. They are vermin.
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's worth noting that shitty people with no integrity (i.e., Republicans) don't see hypocrisy as something to be avoided. If anything, they see integrity as a weakness to be exploited. They are free to engage in doublethink and encourage it in their followers.
June 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"The California HSR hasn't laid down any rail or built any stations!"

Yeah, no shit sherlock. When you build a new railroad route you have to build all the overpasses, underpasses, tunnels, grade separations, and viaducts for that section before you lay down track and build stations.
May 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Mr. Takei, his family, and his community know firsthand how xenophobia, backed up by the military industrial complex and and a government with flimsy, self-serving principles, can lead Americans down a very dark road.

It can and will happen again to whoever Trump decides to target next.
I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.
March 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Here's a fun fact: Korematsu is still good law. We could wake up tomorrow to Trump declaring some minority a group a threat to national security and citing a military need for internment.

Japanese interment way a low point in American history, but we've gone, and can go, much lower.
March 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who would have thought that fascists propped up by oligarchs would ever do fascist things at the behest of said oligarchs?
In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ignoring that many people don't have backyards and wouldn't be allowed to raise chickens there if they did, and ignoring that the cost of raising chickens is much, much higher than the cost of eggs...do Republicans think bird flu can't infect chickens in a backyard? Are people really this stupid?
Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins on the "silver lining" of egg shortages: "People are kinda looking around thinking, 'Wow, maybe I could get a chicken in my backyard!' And it's awesome."

(Sorry, I was on vacation when this happened but wtf, lol)
March 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Trump is literally the antichrist, Exhibit # 528:
February 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM