Actual Dan McCormack
@actualdanmccormack.bsky.social
Guy with a family. School Counselor. Rockstar in Training. *Art* maker.
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
Is making pictures of Naz Reid as Santa (he delivers), the Easter Bunny (he gets baskets), an actual Timberwolf, a snowman, my best friend, etc. going too far?
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is making pictures of Naz Reid as Santa (he delivers), the Easter Bunny (he gets baskets), an actual Timberwolf, a snowman, my best friend, etc. going too far?
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
Today, my lactose intolerance awarded me the No Bel Piece Prize.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Today, my lactose intolerance awarded me the No Bel Piece Prize.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
Area Man Applies For, Offered Dream Job; Declines
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Area Man Applies For, Offered Dream Job; Declines
I really did it. I took a bath in the bathtub. A standard bathtub is not made for adult humans. Listened to 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut while relaxing, and so on. Orated by Stanley Tucci. Appropriate listening for my mid-life crisis bath, and so on.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I really did it. I took a bath in the bathtub. A standard bathtub is not made for adult humans. Listened to 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut while relaxing, and so on. Orated by Stanley Tucci. Appropriate listening for my mid-life crisis bath, and so on.
Maybe you didn't even know you were seeing it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Maybe you didn't even know you were seeing it.
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
New painting. Chompy becomes LaChompChomp. Used just a smidge of glow-in-the-dark clear paint over the teeth, eyes, and claws.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
New painting. Chompy becomes LaChompChomp. Used just a smidge of glow-in-the-dark clear paint over the teeth, eyes, and claws.
Surprise snow + ADHD = not 1, but 3 snow blobs. Although the biggest measured nearly 8', the neighborhood kids said it was 6-7.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Surprise snow + ADHD = not 1, but 3 snow blobs. Although the biggest measured nearly 8', the neighborhood kids said it was 6-7.
Just needs some touch-ups. My latest creation.
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just needs some touch-ups. My latest creation.
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
Tom Hanks changed the world when he became David Pumpkins.
Chompy is jazzed for Wicked:For Good!
I think this picture about sums up the current administration.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think this picture about sums up the current administration.
Sure, but we're likely not far from this article again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sure, but we're likely not far from this article again.
"Naz Reid." is just the adult equivalent of kids yelling "Six-Seven"
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Naz Reid." is just the adult equivalent of kids yelling "Six-Seven"
Canceled my Spotify account and deleted the app today.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Canceled my Spotify account and deleted the app today.
For once, I actually threw a disc with some accuracy. First time around 4 down on 9 holes, then a bogey-free 5 down on 9 holes for a 23. I should probably retire.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
For once, I actually threw a disc with some accuracy. First time around 4 down on 9 holes, then a bogey-free 5 down on 9 holes for a 23. I should probably retire.
This also made the news in Sioux Falls.
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This also made the news in Sioux Falls.
Not to throw all my Abbie Doobies into a single basket, but this is my favorite Sandler movie.
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not to throw all my Abbie Doobies into a single basket, but this is my favorite Sandler movie.
The Abner Doubleday / devising of Sticky McSchnickens scene with John Turturro was some of the best absurd comedy ever. I make friends and family watch that scene. Taylor Lautner had me laughing throughout the movie.
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Abner Doubleday / devising of Sticky McSchnickens scene with John Turturro was some of the best absurd comedy ever. I make friends and family watch that scene. Taylor Lautner had me laughing throughout the movie.
This Dan burninates.
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This Dan burninates.
I can do all things through Ant who strengthens me.
August 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can do all things through Ant who strengthens me.
Can we just rename him pro-fascist commentator, or bootlicker commentator?
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can we just rename him pro-fascist commentator, or bootlicker commentator?
Had a brief moment of joy a few days ago. Got a hair cut and drove for a while listening to E. 1999 Eternal on a bridge sunny day. Felt like a 17-year-old again for about an hour.
August 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Had a brief moment of joy a few days ago. Got a hair cut and drove for a while listening to E. 1999 Eternal on a bridge sunny day. Felt like a 17-year-old again for about an hour.
This book doesn't include the scenario of a fascist government takeover, but there are a few adjacent skills: surviving in the line of gunfire, surviving a bullet or knife wound, and even though it doesn't specify concentration camps, wrestling an alligator. This book used to be more enjoyable.
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This book doesn't include the scenario of a fascist government takeover, but there are a few adjacent skills: surviving in the line of gunfire, surviving a bullet or knife wound, and even though it doesn't specify concentration camps, wrestling an alligator. This book used to be more enjoyable.