Actual Dan McCormack
@actualdanmccormack.bsky.social
Guy with a family. School Counselor. Rockstar in Training. *Art* maker.
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
Religion: Democratic Socialism
freethinker
Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Lynx,
M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ T̶w̶i̶n̶s̶, MNUFC.
Gateway Wizard. Innova Wraith.
Future author
The lowest scoring streak of his career.
LeBron James has scored 10+ points in one consecutive game
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The lowest scoring streak of his career.
Is making pictures of Naz Reid as Santa (he delivers), the Easter Bunny (he gets baskets), an actual Timberwolf, a snowman, my best friend, etc. going too far?
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is making pictures of Naz Reid as Santa (he delivers), the Easter Bunny (he gets baskets), an actual Timberwolf, a snowman, my best friend, etc. going too far?
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
...Because I'm not sure if that goes far enough.
Today, my lactose intolerance awarded me the No Bel Piece Prize.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Today, my lactose intolerance awarded me the No Bel Piece Prize.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
It truly is an honor to receive recognition that I so greatly deserve.
I really did it. I took a bath in the bathtub. A standard bathtub is not made for adult humans. Listened to 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut while relaxing, and so on. Orated by Stanley Tucci. Appropriate listening for my mid-life crisis bath, and so on.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I really did it. I took a bath in the bathtub. A standard bathtub is not made for adult humans. Listened to 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut while relaxing, and so on. Orated by Stanley Tucci. Appropriate listening for my mid-life crisis bath, and so on.
1/ I get so irritated when I get emails to my teaching email account from professional organizations telling me some side-hustle ideas to help me make enough money to survive. WTF!? I have a Masters' degree, and my profession doesn't make enough money to get by. Yay Capitalism!
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
1/ I get so irritated when I get emails to my teaching email account from professional organizations telling me some side-hustle ideas to help me make enough money to survive. WTF!? I have a Masters' degree, and my profession doesn't make enough money to get by. Yay Capitalism!
I request that Kevin Harlan one day narrate my biopic.
He needs to narrate in such a way that even the most mundane of action becomes a 'Mayberry on Marbury. MARBURY ON MAYBERRY!'
or action like 'Stanley Roberts, a 747 preparing for takeoff. CLEAR THE RUNWAY!'
To be continued. TO BE CONTINUED!
He needs to narrate in such a way that even the most mundane of action becomes a 'Mayberry on Marbury. MARBURY ON MAYBERRY!'
or action like 'Stanley Roberts, a 747 preparing for takeoff. CLEAR THE RUNWAY!'
To be continued. TO BE CONTINUED!
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I request that Kevin Harlan one day narrate my biopic.
He needs to narrate in such a way that even the most mundane of action becomes a 'Mayberry on Marbury. MARBURY ON MAYBERRY!'
or action like 'Stanley Roberts, a 747 preparing for takeoff. CLEAR THE RUNWAY!'
To be continued. TO BE CONTINUED!
He needs to narrate in such a way that even the most mundane of action becomes a 'Mayberry on Marbury. MARBURY ON MAYBERRY!'
or action like 'Stanley Roberts, a 747 preparing for takeoff. CLEAR THE RUNWAY!'
To be continued. TO BE CONTINUED!
I think my mid-life crisis has arrived.
I just decided that I will take a bath tomorrow. I don't recall taking a bath post 2010, so what could this be besides a cry for help?
I'm really wracking the ol' Compy 286 to retrieve info from my last bathing experience. No files found yet.
I just decided that I will take a bath tomorrow. I don't recall taking a bath post 2010, so what could this be besides a cry for help?
I'm really wracking the ol' Compy 286 to retrieve info from my last bathing experience. No files found yet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I think my mid-life crisis has arrived.
I just decided that I will take a bath tomorrow. I don't recall taking a bath post 2010, so what could this be besides a cry for help?
I'm really wracking the ol' Compy 286 to retrieve info from my last bathing experience. No files found yet.
I just decided that I will take a bath tomorrow. I don't recall taking a bath post 2010, so what could this be besides a cry for help?
I'm really wracking the ol' Compy 286 to retrieve info from my last bathing experience. No files found yet.
5 full days, no ball. I just tried to type in 'still alive,' but it autocorrected to 'all alone'.
Gonna go radical. I'm giving up watching basketball until Dec 25. I'm sure I'll see some box scores and standings. Just want to see how that impacts my life. If I don't know the Timberwolves imploded, did it really happen?
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
5 full days, no ball. I just tried to type in 'still alive,' but it autocorrected to 'all alone'.
Reposted by Actual Dan McCormack
Impeach and remove. Indict and convict.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Impeach and remove. Indict and convict.
Gonna go radical. I'm giving up watching basketball until Dec 25. I'm sure I'll see some box scores and standings. Just want to see how that impacts my life. If I don't know the Timberwolves imploded, did it really happen?
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Gonna go radical. I'm giving up watching basketball until Dec 25. I'm sure I'll see some box scores and standings. Just want to see how that impacts my life. If I don't know the Timberwolves imploded, did it really happen?
I think the Wolves are just starting the boycott early. No work. No shopping. No defense. No winning.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I think the Wolves are just starting the boycott early. No work. No shopping. No defense. No winning.
Refs really wanted this game tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Refs really wanted this game tonight.
Ant got a whistle! I repeat: Ant got a whistle.
Time to go buy some lotto tix.
Time to go buy some lotto tix.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ant got a whistle! I repeat: Ant got a whistle.
Time to go buy some lotto tix.
Time to go buy some lotto tix.
There needs to be a Wicked metaverse. The current cast is top notch, but how about another rendition with Lady Gaga as Elphaba, or some of the other big names who auditioned but didn't get the part. How about an Adam Sandler as the Wizard? Josh Gad as Fiyero?
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There needs to be a Wicked metaverse. The current cast is top notch, but how about another rendition with Lady Gaga as Elphaba, or some of the other big names who auditioned but didn't get the part. How about an Adam Sandler as the Wizard? Josh Gad as Fiyero?
At some point, we're going to find out the basketball has syrup on it or is lopsided. Or the Wolves entire team went on a bender last night.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
At some point, we're going to find out the basketball has syrup on it or is lopsided. Or the Wolves entire team went on a bender last night.
The Timberwolves are currently unaware that they are playing a basketball game.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Timberwolves are currently unaware that they are playing a basketball game.
Wondering when we will wake up to find out Vance is president and Trump and all family members have been pardoned for all actions.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wondering when we will wake up to find out Vance is president and Trump and all family members have been pardoned for all actions.
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Missed the majority of a Naz Reid Game to see the early premiere of Wicked For Good. 11/10 will see again. Amazing.
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Finished product: on the eve of Wicked: For Good. Chompy Elphaba Trick or Treating at Glinda's. For some reason, David Simon Pumpkins is in tow with the skeletons.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by Actual Dan McCormack
I want to tell you what we know about Trump’s truly sh*tty economy. Then I’ll suggest 10 things that Democrats should pledge to do about it. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-truly-shtty-economy
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I want to tell you what we know about Trump’s truly sh*tty economy. Then I’ll suggest 10 things that Democrats should pledge to do about it. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-truly-shtty-economy
Dilly Dilly
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dilly Dilly
Naz Reid's 50 game uploading.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Naz Reid's 50 game uploading.
Naz Reid.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Naz Reid.
Are Catholic priests denying communion to fascist ICE agents or those leading the hate campaign against immigrants? 'Border czar' Tom Homan says he's a Catholic. Seems like someone who could be denied or excommunicated.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Are Catholic priests denying communion to fascist ICE agents or those leading the hate campaign against immigrants? 'Border czar' Tom Homan says he's a Catholic. Seems like someone who could be denied or excommunicated.