@actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social
I love horrible things like wrestling and the city of Philadelphia. Writing at https://whatthemosstoldme.substack.com and philadelphiacitywide.com/blog
Will Tony Khan ever start doing right by the women’s division???? Personally i would like to see it #AEWDynamite
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Will Tony Khan ever start doing right by the women’s division???? Personally i would like to see it #AEWDynamite
TK this better be the main event i swear to GOD
#AEWDynamite
Austin, TX
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
Tomorrow, 1/28!
AEW Women's World Title
Kris Statlander vs Thekla
Thekla gave Statlander a week to "enjoy her life", but the Cosmic Killer is ready!
Statlander defends the AEW Women's World Title vs Thekla, TOMORROW!
Austin, TX
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
Tomorrow, 1/28!
AEW Women's World Title
Kris Statlander vs Thekla
Thekla gave Statlander a week to "enjoy her life", but the Cosmic Killer is ready!
Statlander defends the AEW Women's World Title vs Thekla, TOMORROW!
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 PM
TK this better be the main event i swear to GOD
I’m on an ICE watch training call right now and there are almost 70k people on it. We’re gonna win
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m on an ICE watch training call right now and there are almost 70k people on it. We’re gonna win
They’re calling it the Female Gaze Classic
#AEWDynamite
Austin, TX
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
THIS WEDNESDAY, 1/28!
@swerveconfident.bsky.social vs Andrade El Ídolo
After both men scored impressive wins on @aewontv.bsky.social this week, Andrade said he wants the World Title and Swerve is standing in his way!
Swerve vs Andrade
THIS WEDNESDAY!
Austin, TX
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
THIS WEDNESDAY, 1/28!
@swerveconfident.bsky.social vs Andrade El Ídolo
After both men scored impressive wins on @aewontv.bsky.social this week, Andrade said he wants the World Title and Swerve is standing in his way!
Swerve vs Andrade
THIS WEDNESDAY!
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
They’re calling it the Female Gaze Classic
the Inky debuting their new column, "Get a load of this guy"
A 39-year-old reflects on moving to Philadelphia this summer, with his wife and his girlfriend.
His parents wanted him to follow Jesus. He chose polyamory instead.
www.inquirer.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
the Inky debuting their new column, "Get a load of this guy"
i wonder if New York Magazine will ever wrangle with the fact that they did more work than maybe any other publication to try and make the ascendant far right seem glamorous
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i wonder if New York Magazine will ever wrangle with the fact that they did more work than maybe any other publication to try and make the ascendant far right seem glamorous
i live in a neighborhood in philly that saw heavy police presence in summer 2020 and it was incredibly traumatic. still get a little tense when i hear a helicopter. really not enjoying the chest thumping people have been getting up to
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i live in a neighborhood in philly that saw heavy police presence in summer 2020 and it was incredibly traumatic. still get a little tense when i hear a helicopter. really not enjoying the chest thumping people have been getting up to
"work to rule" is a time-honored labor action and it's basically this
participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"work to rule" is a time-honored labor action and it's basically this
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Big problem with AEW women's division is the same as always: Only one match per show, and everything hangs on how well that one works out.
The boys can have a substantive midcarder match, fun multi-man tag and serious main eventer singles. For them it all needs to get squeezed into one match.
The boys can have a substantive midcarder match, fun multi-man tag and serious main eventer singles. For them it all needs to get squeezed into one match.
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Big problem with AEW women's division is the same as always: Only one match per show, and everything hangs on how well that one works out.
The boys can have a substantive midcarder match, fun multi-man tag and serious main eventer singles. For them it all needs to get squeezed into one match.
The boys can have a substantive midcarder match, fun multi-man tag and serious main eventer singles. For them it all needs to get squeezed into one match.
jersh ehrlexernder
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
jersh ehrlexernder
I assume the venn diagram of LOTR nerds and AEW nerds is pretty close to a single circle so just know that this ep includes a solid Tony Schiavone impression from @austinwalker.bsky.social
SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I assume the venn diagram of LOTR nerds and AEW nerds is pretty close to a single circle so just know that this ep includes a solid Tony Schiavone impression from @austinwalker.bsky.social
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The random horse is cracking me up
#AndNew!
@hangmanpage.bsky.social, Kevin Knight + @speedballbailey.bsky.social are the NEW AEW World Trios Champions!
@hangmanpage.bsky.social, Kevin Knight + @speedballbailey.bsky.social are the NEW AEW World Trios Champions!
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The random horse is cracking me up
trying to think of a joke about PAC where the punchline is "call him Super PAC" and getting stuck in a revolving door
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
trying to think of a joke about PAC where the punchline is "call him Super PAC" and getting stuck in a revolving door
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January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
AEW MY BELOVED RETURN TO PHILLY I BEG
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
AEW MY BELOVED RETURN TO PHILLY I BEG
just for funsies I'm making a thread of songs that I think would make good walkout music for wrestlers
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
just for funsies I'm making a thread of songs that I think would make good walkout music for wrestlers
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Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
watched the Toni/Mina match from Forbidden Door 2024 for the first time and MAN. Great match but everything surrounding it just absolutely rancid. Nigel and Taz slobbering all over their mics. that stupid 3 way kiss in a stadium full of howling men. bad vibes all around
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
watched the Toni/Mina match from Forbidden Door 2024 for the first time and MAN. Great match but everything surrounding it just absolutely rancid. Nigel and Taz slobbering all over their mics. that stupid 3 way kiss in a stadium full of howling men. bad vibes all around
with Mercedes out the most coherent storyline in the #AEW women’s division is “Orange Cassidy has two girlfriends” and that bums me out a lot tbh
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
with Mercedes out the most coherent storyline in the #AEW women’s division is “Orange Cassidy has two girlfriends” and that bums me out a lot tbh
Mercedes’s crashout arc is the best storyline in the division rn and it’s not close. I will miss her terribly
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Mercedes’s crashout arc is the best storyline in the division rn and it’s not close. I will miss her terribly
Josh Alexander dressed like a youth pastor #aewcollision
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Josh Alexander dressed like a youth pastor #aewcollision
Darius moves crazy for a guy that size #aewcollision
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Darius moves crazy for a guy that size #aewcollision
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getting mighty sick of having 1/4 screen on #AEWDynamite covered by posts from the N*zi CS*M site that say things like “what a good match! I love wednesdays!”
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
getting mighty sick of having 1/4 screen on #AEWDynamite covered by posts from the N*zi CS*M site that say things like “what a good match! I love wednesdays!”