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Those sparks in the air make me feel the most patriotic I've been in years

Because you two are happy. That's my best guess.

I've seen too many people hate randomly because they want what someone else has and don't think the people they hate deserve what they have.

I'm from Ohio so...not great. Not a single attempt at an answer.

Says the generation that blamed mine for ruining the economy when we were 6.

Sorry I couldn't figure out how to fix the subprime mortgage crisis when I was watching Zaboomafoo I guess ☠️

And before you scream commie propaganda, it's a lemur and two dudes that teach about animals. Because we were 6