George
actionjaxon2.bsky.social
George
@actionjaxon2.bsky.social
In my heart I’m an ethereal being of pure light trying to escape the gravity well of this meat space.
There’s already a gallon of tartar on each filet o’fish. I think he wants a tartar sauce, American cheese sandwich.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It wasn’t “Students_suck_ass” was it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
One problem. The AI tasked with this job will take over the world in order to destroy humanity. There will be no reasoning with it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
You can see several photos including the “crotch stain” on the internetz. I know some months back I saw them on a YouTubes video somewhere.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m buying your book this weekend. I’m basing my decision on the number of times your posts have made me laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My gut reaction is no. I also don’t think it would be the end of the world if they saw some pro wrestling, but having watched on and off for 40 years I’m gonna stick with no as my answer.
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I do the same thing after gifting a friend an upper decker. Turns out people aren’t as forgiving as you’d expect.
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What if you wish upon a star, Mr. Know it All?
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
NYPD said 100,000 in the 5 boroughs and it was peaceful.
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Muncie, Indiana - I would estimate 2,000.
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Royale with cheese. I’ve got to admit I’ve never had a Big Kahuna Burger.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I like McDonald’s. I can only admit that to internetz people. Sometimes, a double quarter pounder avec fromage is calling my name.
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Due to character limits sports writers quit covering the Milwaukee Bucks.
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Had to check with the arbiter of all things. Admittedly, it was low quality arbitration.
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Tonight - the wife. I know the dishes are mine.
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, I need your help. Who should do the dishes tonight? Me or the wife?
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Good point. Almost everything is bottom up. They’ll eventually fail. The empty philosophy they espouse will crash on the shoals of reality. The question is - how much damage will be done beforehand.
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Because we’re in hell.
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Be careful. You don’t want to pay for mere contradictions.
October 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I like your point, but would expand it to a constitutional convention to address basic structural reforms.
October 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Great explanation.
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
WTF
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM