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Stephen Brennan
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Actor, writer, comic and creative type.

Creative Learning Producer at Leeds Heritage Theatres.
Company Manager at Certainty of Chance Theatre.
Producer and host of @pubtheatre.bsky.social

He/ him
I'm not falling for that. That's how the riverbank creatures lost Toad Hall.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"I heard the MOD have been down the harbour training birds of prey to move in formation whilst playing them 80s electronic music."
"War kestrels maneuver in the dock?"
"No. Depeche Mode."
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It feels like any number associated with this sort of advent thing should, at the very least, be divisible by 24.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's almost time for the annual "in what order do I watch the #DoctorWho Christmas specials question"

Chronological is a law of diminishing returns, so that's out. So do I watch them based on how good, or how festive, standard of villain, quality of guest cast?

Too many choices.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So K-Pop Demon Hunters was oddly enjoyable. I fear the songs are going to be on repeat in Casa Brennan for a while.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I tried to find Wally at the pantomime.

The audience were not helpful.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The question we're all asking (or probably were last week - screw you mayfly zeitgeist!) is why is he called Phil and she's called Keira Knightley.

I know he's playing a character and it's loosely based on Love, Actually but she's called Juliet in that.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Stephen Brennan
When it’s 1922 and you think the Irish War of Independence is done and dusted but turns out not everyone is satisfied with the resulting treaty
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That International Men's Day and World Toilet Day fall on the same day should be held up as the benchmark of synergy.
a man with a beard is drinking from a bottle and saying perfection .
Alt: a man with a beard is drinking from a bottle and saying perfection .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Listen, I don't care how shit your song is, if you deploy some well-placed rock flute, I will buy your album on every format.

It's Woodstockholm Syndrome.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Eating a mince pie does not mean I've started celebrating Christmas.

This is the hill upon which I shall die.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Chris Rea is surrounded by good intentions.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It is too early
For someone who went to bed
Far too late. Kids, eh!

#haiku
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I've pitched two ideas this week. Both have been accepted.
This is pleasant and somewhat unexpected.
Presumably, I now have to actually do them.
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A child wrote this in a workshop today, and I'm claiming it as my motto.
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Life imitates art.
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reached the age where I watch #totp from 1998 and find myself "what a classic" to every track.

By reached an age I mean 39 years and 364 days.
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Going to bed realising I left some tupperware at work, and now I will dream of the perfect LinkedIn post where this is an allegory for not interviewing the best clients because the job description is only available in comic sans.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It has literally just occurred to me that this British Telecom advert from 1999 used ET because of the "ET/BT phone home pun"

Join me tomorrow as I realise that, in fact, Beanz has always meant Heinz.
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm 9 days away from turning 40.

Feels like it might be time to admit defeat and read the instruction manual.
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As the Titanic's resident deckchair organiser, I feel my craftsmanship has been unfairly maligned.
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sunshine on Leith may be the greatest love song of all time.

God Only Knows is a close second.

Beyond that, it's all academic, really.
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Admittedly, I'm not economist, but *we* decide this stuff, right? It's all made up. So why can't we just decide "fuck it, the world economy is going to be ace and everyone will have what they need."

I mean I know why. But the press reporting it like it's cold hard fact. Come on.
October 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remember Tron is the name of the creator not the monster.

He's called Jared Leto.
October 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Reposted by Stephen Brennan
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM