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Acolyte of Shadows
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Screamed into the void long enough to become friends.

Now we scream together, into a darker void..
My Pathfinder (dnd) character is going to trial in a few days.

Excerpts from the convo with my in game lawyer.
June 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Own the libs

Got owned

Lost his ownership
May 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is what the rumor of a lie that Trump would pause the tariffs caused in the market today.

All of the money people are desperate for this to end.

I genuinely do not believe Trump will survive.

He may end politically or in a more corporeal manner over this.
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dating these days is like walking through a mine field.
April 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There was never a middle.

The Republicans were just being quiet about it.
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Don't you just hate when people leave trash next to a dumpster.

You were right there you could throw it in!
March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey looks like there are consequences for our actions.

Even if you are the safe space for white women buying big ass mugs
February 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It looks like the official White House Instagram is picking a fight with Selena Gomez

There's a decent chance the president gets ratiod on this one.
January 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The official White House Instagram is now citing Fox News as a source.

I would like to remind people Jesse Watters said multiple times that the CIA put Biden in charge

Fox has reported that Haitians were eating cats

They had a major lawsuit over lying about an election

They are liars
January 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Among the gnomes a Hobbit is as tall as a giant"

Ben Shapiro is a rugged, tough, manly man to little boys and little men who have never been to home Depot.

He got one piece of poplar, put it in a bag and thought people won't believe me if I don't show them the receipt!

Real tough guy.
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
F*** it I'm going back to MySpace. Apparently Instagram is now Recommending AI p*** bots

It's just a matter of time before my grandmother clicks one and we get to have a very difficult conversation with her.

Thanks Mark!
January 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wanna have some fun?

Go look at any Fox News video on the LA fire

Great mix of thoughts, prayers, conspiracy, and hated directed at perceived enemies.
January 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We really should be afraid of the YouTube algorithm. I have no idea who these people are.

The same algorithm that puts Mr beast on top is the one that made your uncle follow Qanon.

It's the same one they got many people at the first January 6th terror attack.

Feels like there should be some laws
January 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I vow to fight for your rights hoping we never have to fight for mine.

A conservative friend asked me if ever knowing a trans person.

Na, don't need to know um, to not hate um.
January 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The look you give when some anchor baby having African took your job.
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Man if Nick had an IQ greater than a 4th grader he could go a step further. Instead of being racist come to the realization that the capitalist will always try to exploit the most desperate laborers even if they have to import them to do so

If they quit they get deported bro! They ain't complaining
December 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Just saying no TERF is running around turning dudes heads.

Could have just be jealousy?

I've met some trans women that are at the modeling level. Never seen a TERF get cat called 🤷

Cat calling is wrong but it is absolutely a data point.
December 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
What y'all think this chart shows. Do you think it's federal welfare recipients per state? Maybe it's federal money sent per state. Maybe this shows a voter break down for Trump.

Don't matter. Trump's policies will hurt all of us.

But if you live in the big red section you're going to do worse.
December 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Laura loomer is the type of person to complain to the manager about how attractive the waitress was.

Then start screaming about how the slut was trying to steal her man with those "Endless breadsticks".
December 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Ya'll remember when the who's made a spirit bomb and blew up the Grinch
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
So the reds want to require an ID to view porn in Florida.

The porn websites say na, we ain't collecting personal data for the gov.

Who knew the busty hitch hiker was so dam ethical.

I guess it really was too warm for her to keep her pants on

#sexworkers
December 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Yeah they basically little children.

You can play peekaboo with these dudes
December 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I can't believe what people are using to deface public property these days.

Just shameful. 😞

Anyways ....
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Militarized police on one side not on the other.

The cops aren't there to protect them. So what do you think they are there for?
December 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
If you're wondering what an actual Christian nationalist immigration policy would be

Leviticus 19:33

When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM