Acolyte of Shadows
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Screamed into the void long enough to become friends.
Now we scream together, into a darker void..
Now we scream together, into a darker void..
MTGs resignation is a woman who is no longer protected, l by the cult she helped create. She understands she is immediately losing her job anyway. Rest assured she will get a lifetime of free healthcare paid for by you and me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
MTGs resignation is a woman who is no longer protected, l by the cult she helped create. She understands she is immediately losing her job anyway. Rest assured she will get a lifetime of free healthcare paid for by you and me.
I have figured out how to do the sesame Street vampire accent.
Well my supervisor said it was great but I will need to be let go.
Well my supervisor said it was great but I will need to be let go.
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have figured out how to do the sesame Street vampire accent.
Well my supervisor said it was great but I will need to be let go.
Well my supervisor said it was great but I will need to be let go.
Who knew a major crack and maga would be formed by the anti-Semites rubbing against the Islam guys
Just two hateful groups that can't agree on the group to hate
Just two hateful groups that can't agree on the group to hate
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Who knew a major crack and maga would be formed by the anti-Semites rubbing against the Islam guys
Just two hateful groups that can't agree on the group to hate
Just two hateful groups that can't agree on the group to hate
Sometimes I get afraid of Republicans.
Then I watch Fox News talk about an escalator as if it was an attempt on the president's life.
Then I watch Fox News talk about an escalator as if it was an attempt on the president's life.
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sometimes I get afraid of Republicans.
Then I watch Fox News talk about an escalator as if it was an attempt on the president's life.
Then I watch Fox News talk about an escalator as if it was an attempt on the president's life.
Ice is the only policing force too ashamed to show their faces.
Keep in mind cops murder people and go brag about it on the news.
Why do ashamed ice?
Keep in mind cops murder people and go brag about it on the news.
Why do ashamed ice?
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ice is the only policing force too ashamed to show their faces.
Keep in mind cops murder people and go brag about it on the news.
Why do ashamed ice?
Keep in mind cops murder people and go brag about it on the news.
Why do ashamed ice?
Good news!
The rapture will not affect the federal government!
The rapture will not affect the federal government!
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good news!
The rapture will not affect the federal government!
The rapture will not affect the federal government!
And that annoying no talent hack Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back
The victory for the first amendment and proof that when Democrats boycott something it f****** gets results
The victory for the first amendment and proof that when Democrats boycott something it f****** gets results
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And that annoying no talent hack Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back
The victory for the first amendment and proof that when Democrats boycott something it f****** gets results
The victory for the first amendment and proof that when Democrats boycott something it f****** gets results
One note about this whole homeschool debate.
None of the kids I knew who were homeschooled are homeschooling their children.
But maybe that's because a few of them are still in prison.
None of the kids I knew who were homeschooled are homeschooling their children.
But maybe that's because a few of them are still in prison.
September 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
One note about this whole homeschool debate.
None of the kids I knew who were homeschooled are homeschooling their children.
But maybe that's because a few of them are still in prison.
None of the kids I knew who were homeschooled are homeschooling their children.
But maybe that's because a few of them are still in prison.
I wonder what the Republicans justifications will be when Trump finds a way to start shooting people.
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I wonder what the Republicans justifications will be when Trump finds a way to start shooting people.
The eventual demise of cracker barrel will show that reactionary rejection of change due to perceived nostalgia does not actually generate additional funds for the company.
In short you being pissed off at the logo change doesn't get you to buy food next week.
In short you being pissed off at the logo change doesn't get you to buy food next week.
September 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The eventual demise of cracker barrel will show that reactionary rejection of change due to perceived nostalgia does not actually generate additional funds for the company.
In short you being pissed off at the logo change doesn't get you to buy food next week.
In short you being pissed off at the logo change doesn't get you to buy food next week.
Mind blowing watching modern shows depict teenagers having braces as a social hindrance instead of a sign of being upper middle class.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mind blowing watching modern shows depict teenagers having braces as a social hindrance instead of a sign of being upper middle class.
Apparently the whole family are war veterans. Like 3 bronze stars between father and son.
Can't seem to figure out what the crime was though.
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Can't seem to figure out what the crime was though.
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September 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Apparently the whole family are war veterans. Like 3 bronze stars between father and son.
Can't seem to figure out what the crime was though.
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Can't seem to figure out what the crime was though.
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taking bets on how maga's going to react with Trump dies
Currently the money's split between mass suicide and worshiping him as an actual new God.
Currently the money's split between mass suicide and worshiping him as an actual new God.
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
taking bets on how maga's going to react with Trump dies
Currently the money's split between mass suicide and worshiping him as an actual new God.
Currently the money's split between mass suicide and worshiping him as an actual new God.
The left boycotts a business because of racism. The right boycotts because they're afraid of change.
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The left boycotts a business because of racism. The right boycotts because they're afraid of change.
Looking back I believe the crazed Evangelical reaction to the tickle me Elmo was the correct way to react to robots.
"Godless, soulless monsters sent to corrupt us and destroy our families"
"Godless, soulless monsters sent to corrupt us and destroy our families"
August 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Looking back I believe the crazed Evangelical reaction to the tickle me Elmo was the correct way to react to robots.
"Godless, soulless monsters sent to corrupt us and destroy our families"
"Godless, soulless monsters sent to corrupt us and destroy our families"
I think every conservative influence starts out thinking they are the smartest man in a room of morons
Then they either find out they are not, or look around one day and see if they are not dumb enough for their base anymore.
Then they either find out they are not, or look around one day and see if they are not dumb enough for their base anymore.
August 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think every conservative influence starts out thinking they are the smartest man in a room of morons
Then they either find out they are not, or look around one day and see if they are not dumb enough for their base anymore.
Then they either find out they are not, or look around one day and see if they are not dumb enough for their base anymore.
I guess the question becomes.
Why are there no big Republican run cities?
Why are there no big Republican run cities?
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I guess the question becomes.
Why are there no big Republican run cities?
Why are there no big Republican run cities?
Has anyone checked in on the dudes who didn't vote for Harris but voted for Biden?
I bet picking the lessor of two evil doesn't sound like such a terrible thing anymore.
I bet picking the lessor of two evil doesn't sound like such a terrible thing anymore.
August 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Has anyone checked in on the dudes who didn't vote for Harris but voted for Biden?
I bet picking the lessor of two evil doesn't sound like such a terrible thing anymore.
I bet picking the lessor of two evil doesn't sound like such a terrible thing anymore.
Dating is weird
It's not just that she's a conservative who gloated about ice in her profile, and that she is very overweight/ugly
It's that she commented on one of my gym photos saying she "might be interested in a one night stand if I drop all the demo-rat nonsense"
😵💫🤢🤮
WTF is wrong with them
It's not just that she's a conservative who gloated about ice in her profile, and that she is very overweight/ugly
It's that she commented on one of my gym photos saying she "might be interested in a one night stand if I drop all the demo-rat nonsense"
😵💫🤢🤮
WTF is wrong with them
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dating is weird
It's not just that she's a conservative who gloated about ice in her profile, and that she is very overweight/ugly
It's that she commented on one of my gym photos saying she "might be interested in a one night stand if I drop all the demo-rat nonsense"
😵💫🤢🤮
WTF is wrong with them
It's not just that she's a conservative who gloated about ice in her profile, and that she is very overweight/ugly
It's that she commented on one of my gym photos saying she "might be interested in a one night stand if I drop all the demo-rat nonsense"
😵💫🤢🤮
WTF is wrong with them
I think Republicans really wish they could go back to bitching about blue haired socialist trying to get safe spaces at college.
August 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think Republicans really wish they could go back to bitching about blue haired socialist trying to get safe spaces at college.
Broken men make hard times.
Hard times make broken men
Soft times make broken men look bad
Broken men hate soft times.
Hard times make broken men
Soft times make broken men look bad
Broken men hate soft times.
August 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Broken men make hard times.
Hard times make broken men
Soft times make broken men look bad
Broken men hate soft times.
Hard times make broken men
Soft times make broken men look bad
Broken men hate soft times.
I live in a rich area so I get a lot of people soliciting religions.
They get mad when I point them in the direction of the homeless camp a few blocks away.
Feels like they don't want to help the poor and needy.
Seems like they just want to convert rich people.
They get mad when I point them in the direction of the homeless camp a few blocks away.
Feels like they don't want to help the poor and needy.
Seems like they just want to convert rich people.
August 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I live in a rich area so I get a lot of people soliciting religions.
They get mad when I point them in the direction of the homeless camp a few blocks away.
Feels like they don't want to help the poor and needy.
Seems like they just want to convert rich people.
They get mad when I point them in the direction of the homeless camp a few blocks away.
Feels like they don't want to help the poor and needy.
Seems like they just want to convert rich people.
Israel is America's welfare state.
August 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Israel is America's welfare state.
Is it just me or do Republicans seem to get really mad when their political beliefs affect their lives.
Guys maybe think about that.
Guys maybe think about that.
August 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is it just me or do Republicans seem to get really mad when their political beliefs affect their lives.
Guys maybe think about that.
Guys maybe think about that.
The only thing you need to consider with the Sydney Sweeney ad is this
No major brand makes an advertisement without running it through a lot of people. Someone at the company knows there's a bunch of Nazis in the government and they made an ad that can be interpreted as talking about eugenics
No major brand makes an advertisement without running it through a lot of people. Someone at the company knows there's a bunch of Nazis in the government and they made an ad that can be interpreted as talking about eugenics
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The only thing you need to consider with the Sydney Sweeney ad is this
No major brand makes an advertisement without running it through a lot of people. Someone at the company knows there's a bunch of Nazis in the government and they made an ad that can be interpreted as talking about eugenics
No major brand makes an advertisement without running it through a lot of people. Someone at the company knows there's a bunch of Nazis in the government and they made an ad that can be interpreted as talking about eugenics