I’m watching Spaceballs today but ngl, after recently watching Airplane, Naked Gun (the og), & even films like Young Frankenstein, I feel like they coulda done better.

It feels almost too on the nose & dumbed down, imo.

Here’s hoping Spaceballs 2 doesn’t disappoint ig. I like the Pullmans.

I hoped to meet you in your prime.

I’ll come visit your ruins someday.

Held on to my iPhone XS long enough now that I can’t update my watch because I can no longer update my phone 💀

Idk if I’m impressed that this phone still works very well for its age or annoyed that Apple’s inconvenienced me with the stupid OS requirement.

Erm…anyway….

We live in the darkest timeline. The wrong people keep winning, and continually leave me wondering when karma is supposed to step in?

Anyway, I finally watched Superman and what would you know, came back online (I *can* actually watch a movie without being distracted by socials sometimes) to the very fresh announcement of the sequel’s title! That was a fun surprise.

Fixed the DP issue!

I was going to use coffee beans or coffee fumes for the header but goddamn, I looked like a cafe not a random internet human, so here we are with half a Star Wars pun.

There’s definitely a wee bit of dork in me.

I…don’t know why I have followers. I don’t even have a DP or a bio yet 😶

Hello, I guess?

I won’t be here often, but when I am here, it’s mostly just because I want to say something to no one in particular, really.

Fair warning, I don’t expect it to be particularly deep or revelatory.