ACME 10X Quiche-Eater
@acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social
C by day, LISP by night.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
I love how modern dual-party politics is a zero sum game of two fringe groups constantly bickering about who's "closer to center" and why they have less brain disorders than each other.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I love how modern dual-party politics is a zero sum game of two fringe groups constantly bickering about who's "closer to center" and why they have less brain disorders than each other.
My pet peeve of the day is how midwit academics conflate knowing beginner-level Category Theory vocab with being good at theoretical computer science.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My pet peeve of the day is how midwit academics conflate knowing beginner-level Category Theory vocab with being good at theoretical computer science.
My favorite thing about math is how almost every hard problem is hard only by extension of the fact that factorization is hard.
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
My favorite thing about math is how almost every hard problem is hard only by extension of the fact that factorization is hard.
I love how we're finding out in real time why economies don't work when someone with infinite money buys all the things.
Borrowing against market valuation should be SO illegal.
Borrowing against market valuation should be SO illegal.
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I love how we're finding out in real time why economies don't work when someone with infinite money buys all the things.
Borrowing against market valuation should be SO illegal.
Borrowing against market valuation should be SO illegal.
Fishing boats???
Cmon yall let's be real.
Those are drug boats.
Trump violated all kinds of laws and treaties
to blow up a drug boat.
It was a highly illegal way
to blow up a drug boat.
There's better and more legal ways
to blow up a drug boat.
Trump should follow the law
to blow up a drug boat.
Cmon yall let's be real.
Those are drug boats.
Trump violated all kinds of laws and treaties
to blow up a drug boat.
It was a highly illegal way
to blow up a drug boat.
There's better and more legal ways
to blow up a drug boat.
Trump should follow the law
to blow up a drug boat.
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Fishing boats???
Cmon yall let's be real.
Those are drug boats.
Trump violated all kinds of laws and treaties
to blow up a drug boat.
It was a highly illegal way
to blow up a drug boat.
There's better and more legal ways
to blow up a drug boat.
Trump should follow the law
to blow up a drug boat.
Cmon yall let's be real.
Those are drug boats.
Trump violated all kinds of laws and treaties
to blow up a drug boat.
It was a highly illegal way
to blow up a drug boat.
There's better and more legal ways
to blow up a drug boat.
Trump should follow the law
to blow up a drug boat.
At this point Trump's only option to beat the allegations is to come out as super duper gay and say Epstein was his partner lol
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
At this point Trump's only option to beat the allegations is to come out as super duper gay and say Epstein was his partner lol
Having a networked computer is an infohazard for most corrupt governments, which is why it only took one generation for everyone to forget how to use one.
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Having a networked computer is an infohazard for most corrupt governments, which is why it only took one generation for everyone to forget how to use one.
Nobody seems to be talking about this.
Gender Affirming care has this really insidious queer-erasing side because they treat ALL personality traits as gendered and all gender expression is "pink is for girls and blue is for boys".
No actual queer person thinks this way.
Gender Affirming care has this really insidious queer-erasing side because they treat ALL personality traits as gendered and all gender expression is "pink is for girls and blue is for boys".
No actual queer person thinks this way.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nobody seems to be talking about this.
Gender Affirming care has this really insidious queer-erasing side because they treat ALL personality traits as gendered and all gender expression is "pink is for girls and blue is for boys".
No actual queer person thinks this way.
Gender Affirming care has this really insidious queer-erasing side because they treat ALL personality traits as gendered and all gender expression is "pink is for girls and blue is for boys".
No actual queer person thinks this way.
Dude: *crafts a vaguely oblong object*
Random Lady: "omg why did you make that so phallic? Why do men have to make everything about sex? reeeeee!"
Random Lady: "omg why did you make that so phallic? Why do men have to make everything about sex? reeeeee!"
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dude: *crafts a vaguely oblong object*
Random Lady: "omg why did you make that so phallic? Why do men have to make everything about sex? reeeeee!"
Random Lady: "omg why did you make that so phallic? Why do men have to make everything about sex? reeeeee!"
Canada does not get to highroad anybody as long as MAiD exists.
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Canada does not get to highroad anybody as long as MAiD exists.
The dude version of being a worm is like
"If I called you from the ER, would you drive me home?"
"If I called you from the ER, would you drive me home?"
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The dude version of being a worm is like
"If I called you from the ER, would you drive me home?"
"If I called you from the ER, would you drive me home?"
What about non-derogatory "woman's/man's" work?
What about enriching the lives of your family and friends?
What about protecting your loved ones and keeping them safe?
What about connecting others through empathy?
What about leading through decisive action?
What happened to breaking the cycle?
What about enriching the lives of your family and friends?
What about protecting your loved ones and keeping them safe?
What about connecting others through empathy?
What about leading through decisive action?
What happened to breaking the cycle?
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What about non-derogatory "woman's/man's" work?
What about enriching the lives of your family and friends?
What about protecting your loved ones and keeping them safe?
What about connecting others through empathy?
What about leading through decisive action?
What happened to breaking the cycle?
What about enriching the lives of your family and friends?
What about protecting your loved ones and keeping them safe?
What about connecting others through empathy?
What about leading through decisive action?
What happened to breaking the cycle?
How wasteful is her new purse actually compared to your 100k truck with custom turbo, a 2tf lift kit, and 30 inch off-roads that will never leave dry pavement?
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How wasteful is her new purse actually compared to your 100k truck with custom turbo, a 2tf lift kit, and 30 inch off-roads that will never leave dry pavement?
Windows 10 was the last time Microsoft released an actual product.
In 2015 they said that Windows 10 will be the last version of Windows, what they actually meant that it would be the last good version of windows.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Windows 10 was the last time Microsoft released an actual product.
on god John Wilkes Booth was born in the wrong generation
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
on god John Wilkes Booth was born in the wrong generation
My GF has never had Crumbl.
She's about to find the fuck out I tell ya what.
She's about to find the fuck out I tell ya what.
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My GF has never had Crumbl.
She's about to find the fuck out I tell ya what.
She's about to find the fuck out I tell ya what.
Nobody's talking about the fact that ICE is the prison industry's wet dream.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nobody's talking about the fact that ICE is the prison industry's wet dream.
This is objectively terrible, but it's vindicating to see how swiftly all the anti-vaxx people effed around and found out.
Please get vaccinated. This doesn’t have to happen. But it will happen more, and with more fatalities as long as RFK Jr and his anti-science enablers continue to spread disinformation. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
www.nbcnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is objectively terrible, but it's vindicating to see how swiftly all the anti-vaxx people effed around and found out.
My gf did her makeup in the truck one time.
I hit every frost heave for 10 miles and she just casually applied her mascara the whole way.
I was in awe.
I hit every frost heave for 10 miles and she just casually applied her mascara the whole way.
I was in awe.
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My gf did her makeup in the truck one time.
I hit every frost heave for 10 miles and she just casually applied her mascara the whole way.
I was in awe.
I hit every frost heave for 10 miles and she just casually applied her mascara the whole way.
I was in awe.
i love my gf lmao
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i love my gf lmao
The internet conveys knowledge.
It doesn't convey truth.
Everything on the web is fake.
It doesn't convey truth.
Everything on the web is fake.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The internet conveys knowledge.
It doesn't convey truth.
Everything on the web is fake.
It doesn't convey truth.
Everything on the web is fake.
Tired of trying to source interesting content and instead coming up with longform essays about who I should hate this week.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tired of trying to source interesting content and instead coming up with longform essays about who I should hate this week.
Look guys I'm pasty caucasian white and I kept my privilege just fine without all this ICE bullshit.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Look guys I'm pasty caucasian white and I kept my privilege just fine without all this ICE bullshit.
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
In an effort to replace C++, Rust has adopted all the malignant features that C++ knew better than to adopt.
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In an effort to replace C++, Rust has adopted all the malignant features that C++ knew better than to adopt.
How long has GNOME desktop had a donation popup???
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How long has GNOME desktop had a donation popup???
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.
I use GNOME because it's free
not because it's donationware.
There's a massive difference.