John Coolman
@ackshee.bsky.social
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John Coolman
@ackshee.bsky.social
· Dec 25
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@randomnamer.bsky.social guy named Timbre. he goes by Tim but it's pronounced Tam
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@randomnamer.bsky.social guy named Timbre. he goes by Tim but it's pronounced Tam
being a straight guy is tough because my girlfriend gets to wear all this sexy shit when we go out to dinner, but my only option is Collared Shirt
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
being a straight guy is tough because my girlfriend gets to wear all this sexy shit when we go out to dinner, but my only option is Collared Shirt
chicken garlic tortellini perfume
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
chicken garlic tortellini perfume
shout out to the plants whose common name is the same as their Latin name. shout out to Citrus. shout out to Litchi
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
shout out to the plants whose common name is the same as their Latin name. shout out to Citrus. shout out to Litchi
women flirting: wait ✋ let me guess which state you're from 🤭 is it Indiana?
men flirting: if I met Aphex Twin I would suck him dry
men flirting: if I met Aphex Twin I would suck him dry
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
women flirting: wait ✋ let me guess which state you're from 🤭 is it Indiana?
men flirting: if I met Aphex Twin I would suck him dry
men flirting: if I met Aphex Twin I would suck him dry
The X-Files: What if there was a demon man who sucked your bones out of your body without damaging your flesh 😏🕵️♂️
The X-Files S9E7: What if you woke up in Mexico 🤔🤯
The X-Files S9E7: What if you woke up in Mexico 🤔🤯
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The X-Files: What if there was a demon man who sucked your bones out of your body without damaging your flesh 😏🕵️♂️
The X-Files S9E7: What if you woke up in Mexico 🤔🤯
The X-Files S9E7: What if you woke up in Mexico 🤔🤯
I went camping a couple weeks ago and this is the only photo I took in 72 hours. because I wanted to show one of my friends the big ass logs I burned. just guy stuff.
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I went camping a couple weeks ago and this is the only photo I took in 72 hours. because I wanted to show one of my friends the big ass logs I burned. just guy stuff.
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spraying organic wolf piss on my garden to deter deer and rabbits
September 12, 2023 at 3:56 PM
spraying organic wolf piss on my garden to deter deer and rabbits
me giddily crafting my order on the taco bell app
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
me giddily crafting my order on the taco bell app
I hit rewind on that sandwich
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I hit rewind on that sandwich
genuinely appalled that people make poppyseed muffins that aren't lemon-poppyseed... what a waste of poppyseeds
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
genuinely appalled that people make poppyseed muffins that aren't lemon-poppyseed... what a waste of poppyseeds
new sandwich just dropped
September 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
new sandwich just dropped
need to silently smoke a cigarette with a Vietnamese guy
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
need to silently smoke a cigarette with a Vietnamese guy
English guy who keeps mixing up the words "sensual" and "sensible"
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
English guy who keeps mixing up the words "sensual" and "sensible"
just found a 4 hour 36 minute Nat Geo documentary about ancient civilizations on YouTube
a man with his mouth open and a netflix logo on the bottom
ALT: a man with his mouth open and a netflix logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
just found a 4 hour 36 minute Nat Geo documentary about ancient civilizations on YouTube
if the mechanic has a 9/11 memorial in the lobby, he's gonna fix your car guaranteed
August 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
if the mechanic has a 9/11 memorial in the lobby, he's gonna fix your car guaranteed
DIY KIT Universal Size Underglow for
For Stroller Guarantee Fit Underglow For Baby
For Stroller Guarantee Fit Underglow For Baby
June 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
DIY KIT Universal Size Underglow for
For Stroller Guarantee Fit Underglow For Baby
For Stroller Guarantee Fit Underglow For Baby
I'm broke and I'm a loser and I have no motion
June 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm broke and I'm a loser and I have no motion
came up with a new saying: "same stank, different ass"
May 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
came up with a new saying: "same stank, different ass"
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Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
April 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
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(david attenborough voice): the lowly crab is the most racist of all the crustaceans
April 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
(david attenborough voice): the lowly crab is the most racist of all the crustaceans
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I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally