Citizen Skull
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Citizen Skull
@acitizensskull.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Everyone do some crimes today at 3:30PM. They can’t arrest us all
The real Saint Nick is the patron saint of prostitutes. I feel like we're missing out on an opportunity by not embracing that for Christmas.
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
The real Saint Nick is the patron saint of prostitutes. I feel like we're missing out on an opportunity by not embracing that for Christmas.
New Year’s Fun Fact: Firebombing a manor sounds a lot like fireworks
December 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
New Year’s Fun Fact: Firebombing a manor sounds a lot like fireworks
New York saves terrorism charges for only the most badass crimes
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
New York saves terrorism charges for only the most badass crimes
Add the McPoyles as characters at Disney World you cowards. You own the rights
December 19, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Add the McPoyles as characters at Disney World you cowards. You own the rights
Info on UnitedHealth Group:
Part 1
Executives
CEO Andrew Witty
CFO, President John Rex
Board of Directors
Board Chairman Stephen Hemsley
Board President Charlie Baker
Part 1
Executives
CEO Andrew Witty
CFO, President John Rex
Board of Directors
Board Chairman Stephen Hemsley
Board President Charlie Baker
December 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Info on UnitedHealth Group:
Part 1
Executives
CEO Andrew Witty
CFO, President John Rex
Board of Directors
Board Chairman Stephen Hemsley
Board President Charlie Baker
Part 1
Executives
CEO Andrew Witty
CFO, President John Rex
Board of Directors
Board Chairman Stephen Hemsley
Board President Charlie Baker
Don’t discontinue the penny. Get rid of every other currency, including crypto and digital representations.
Lets see Musk hoard trillions of pennies
Lets see Musk hoard trillions of pennies
December 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Don’t discontinue the penny. Get rid of every other currency, including crypto and digital representations.
Lets see Musk hoard trillions of pennies
Lets see Musk hoard trillions of pennies
Reposted by Citizen Skull
Everyone do some crimes today at 3:30PM. They can’t arrest us all
December 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Everyone do some crimes today at 3:30PM. They can’t arrest us all
Everyone do some crimes today at 3:30PM. They can’t arrest us all
December 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Everyone do some crimes today at 3:30PM. They can’t arrest us all
Not assassinating executives was a norm established after the industrial revolution. The rich killed decorum and the media let them
December 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Not assassinating executives was a norm established after the industrial revolution. The rich killed decorum and the media let them
The culture war has divided the left to such a degree that we have to wait for enlightened centrists and incels to do our work for us
December 13, 2024 at 8:00 AM
The culture war has divided the left to such a degree that we have to wait for enlightened centrists and incels to do our work for us
I propose this as a new anti-capitalist symbol. No reason
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I propose this as a new anti-capitalist symbol. No reason
Narrator: The real treasure is the friends you made along the way
Me: I didn't make any friends though
Narrator: Then you get NOTHING
Me: I didn't make any friends though
Narrator: Then you get NOTHING
December 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Narrator: The real treasure is the friends you made along the way
Me: I didn't make any friends though
Narrator: Then you get NOTHING
Me: I didn't make any friends though
Narrator: Then you get NOTHING
Building up an immunity to stabbing. Results so far have been disappointing
December 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Building up an immunity to stabbing. Results so far have been disappointing
Instead of “happy warrior”, Kamala should have called herself a “manic assassin”. That more my speed
December 11, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Instead of “happy warrior”, Kamala should have called herself a “manic assassin”. That more my speed
Sure, there's no revolution, but I think Marx would be proud of me anyway. I blocked every liberal account I saw today
December 9, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Sure, there's no revolution, but I think Marx would be proud of me anyway. I blocked every liberal account I saw today
Have you ever seen a HORSE
eating a HORSE
down byyyyyy the bay
eating a HORSE
down byyyyyy the bay
December 9, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Have you ever seen a HORSE
eating a HORSE
down byyyyyy the bay
eating a HORSE
down byyyyyy the bay
Guillotines are a great start, but I’m building a trebuchet. Let’s see the bourgeois like it when I siege their ass
December 9, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Guillotines are a great start, but I’m building a trebuchet. Let’s see the bourgeois like it when I siege their ass
*Buckles passed out friend into the driver's seat of his car. Throws a brick on the gas peddle. Watches as the car swerves and accelerates wildly down the street, off into the night*
Text the next morning: Hey bro, thanks for getting me home safe last night
Text the next morning: Hey bro, thanks for getting me home safe last night
December 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
*Buckles passed out friend into the driver's seat of his car. Throws a brick on the gas peddle. Watches as the car swerves and accelerates wildly down the street, off into the night*
Text the next morning: Hey bro, thanks for getting me home safe last night
Text the next morning: Hey bro, thanks for getting me home safe last night
Bringing Dale Gribble energy to the left
December 8, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Bringing Dale Gribble energy to the left
Wow, who knew so many onlyfans chicks would be into my manifesto
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Wow, who knew so many onlyfans chicks would be into my manifesto
I take comfort in religion in uncertain times like these. Praying for those executives in the healthcare industry who may be feeling unsafe!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I take comfort in religion in uncertain times like these. Praying for those executives in the healthcare industry who may be feeling unsafe!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
The only thing I hate more than you leftist snowflakes is literally everyone else in the world
December 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The only thing I hate more than you leftist snowflakes is literally everyone else in the world
Me: I don't know what to do with my hands
My accomplice: *shouting over gunfire and police sirens*
What? Keep shooting your gun
My accomplice: *shouting over gunfire and police sirens*
What? Keep shooting your gun
December 7, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Me: I don't know what to do with my hands
My accomplice: *shouting over gunfire and police sirens*
What? Keep shooting your gun
My accomplice: *shouting over gunfire and police sirens*
What? Keep shooting your gun
Reposted by Citizen Skull
incels who can’t get women should look into assassinating rich people, turns out we’re into that
December 6, 2024 at 11:25 PM
incels who can’t get women should look into assassinating rich people, turns out we’re into that