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@acheeseburger.bsky.social
gracing the interwebs with average dick energy

bad at dms

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i’m not so big or burly, but i am in london at the moment and can give quite the stink face.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
happy birthday :)
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
dear, gawd…🥵🥵🥵
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
so handsome 🥵
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
what sweet little critter.
i’m sorry for your loss.
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
W👀W!
October 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
😘💋💋
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
mine’s a rescue, too!
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
your future is what you make it :)
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
maybe not germanic, but a bit too rooted in emulating police officers and other archetypes with a reputation of abuse of authority and discipline. but to each their own. just be nice :)
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
beautiful
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
a warm compress with a clean, wet towel really helps to bring it down. hope you feel better soon.
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
happy birthday! 💋💋💋🍰
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it’s cute, the way he looks at you :)
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
sorry you had to let go of your lil’ pal. i know how hard that is.
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
gaaahhhh…🥵😍🥵
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
SO DAMN HANDSOME.
sorry for yelling.
October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
asking nicely
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
delete all your content first. then keep trying.
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
😳
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
which hirsute dudes pair well with which gravy? asking for a robot.
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
is it, though? 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
if i had to live in that world of vapid kardashi-clones, then i would prefer to be an Influenzar™️ so i could give them runny noses and runny stools 😪🚽
they might be interesting then.
you’re welcome. 💅
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM