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@acheeseburger.bsky.social
gracing the interwebs with average dick energy
bad at dms
blank/repost-only profiles go bye bye
bad at dms
blank/repost-only profiles go bye bye
mornin’, friends :)
October 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
mornin’, friends :)
a simple request
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
a simple request
i need a nap, please
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i need a nap, please
santa claus gnomie
ok, now you post a pic with a drag name.
yes, i’m serious.
just look at my serious face.
ok, now you post a pic with a drag name.
yes, i’m serious.
just look at my serious face.
September 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
santa claus gnomie
ok, now you post a pic with a drag name.
yes, i’m serious.
just look at my serious face.
ok, now you post a pic with a drag name.
yes, i’m serious.
just look at my serious face.
happy 🍟day, y’all
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
happy 🍟day, y’all
uncle ham wants YOU…
…to have a pleasant evening.
…to have a pleasant evening.
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
uncle ham wants YOU…
…to have a pleasant evening.
…to have a pleasant evening.
bellies count as humps
September 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
bellies count as humps
you could make one of these. would work with that weight. no pleats. maybe less gladiator, more rick owens.
August 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
you could make one of these. would work with that weight. no pleats. maybe less gladiator, more rick owens.
felt appropriate
August 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
felt appropriate
so, you gonna get in here and scrub my back?
pretty please?
pretty please?
August 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
so, you gonna get in here and scrub my back?
pretty please?
pretty please?
my dog said to say hi to your dog. or your cat. he’s cool with everyone.
August 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
my dog said to say hi to your dog. or your cat. he’s cool with everyone.
taint nobody’s business if i do
August 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
taint nobody’s business if i do
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August 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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woah. does this count?
August 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
woah. does this count?
easy. like sunday morning.
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
easy. like sunday morning.
you caged guys could step up your game. also good for steeping tea, draining pasta and watering house plants.
July 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
you caged guys could step up your game. also good for steeping tea, draining pasta and watering house plants.
sometimes i think about how i’m generally a private person, but here i am posting nudes and i wonder at all the possible reasons for that. then i come to the overwhelming conclusion that i’m just a big ham.
July 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
sometimes i think about how i’m generally a private person, but here i am posting nudes and i wonder at all the possible reasons for that. then i come to the overwhelming conclusion that i’m just a big ham.
happy belated birthday!
may the year ahead bring many pleasant surprises for you :)
may the year ahead bring many pleasant surprises for you :)
July 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
happy belated birthday!
may the year ahead bring many pleasant surprises for you :)
may the year ahead bring many pleasant surprises for you :)