You know what they say, a stopped matrix clock is right M times a day

Surprised that the brand “Cockshutt” didn’t persist to the present day

no

FTA, Twitter has held steady as a uniquely disliked brand. No change from May 2022 to May 2023 (98th vs 97th).

is this a fedora skeet

To me the real mystery is how something this concise & elegant adequately explains the phenomenon. ("The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics")

let’s do the five whys on this one:

why why why why why didn’t you fix the icon before releasing this

Could setting your alarm clock to that Stone Roses song have anything to do with this

Yeah pilots can troll too
https://youtu.be/LR2C-UK3Wxg

this place is 7-9 devs and 1 everything-else person. we are so, so early that it's actually insane we have these users.

we are hiring through our general email inbox, hello@blueskyweb.xyz

This meme is proof that i completely lost it in 2021