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Join Morgan, John, Darby, Alex, and sometimes Bronte as they discuss all things Columbus Crew, MLS, and Goo. #Crew96 #BillsMafia
Latin boys everywhere watching that pick six
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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True story: one of my green checked daughter’s nicknames has been, for quite some time, ‘baby bird’.

A name which had to be immediately thrown in the dustbin of history for obvious reasons after season 10 of the failing @acesradio.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BOYS DO NEED BLASTING THO
I’ll have my AirPods in, listening to NPR while mindlessly grinding out some work project, and Siri will interrupt me and go “ALEX SAID TO THE ACES RADIO CRIME FAMILY GROUP THESE LITTLE BOYS NEED TO GET BLASTED AND SENT A PICTURE OF A DOG”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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But 50 of these for the holidays? Now we’re talking.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Give me performing while throws his into the air as he performs as a

@acesradio.bsky.social
The Macy's Day Parade is the best example of Mad Libs in real life.

Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>

Why not?
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It brings us no pleasure to break the news that @acesradio.bsky.social is in fact a Michigan Football podcast
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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whoever juicedog96 is, props for both losing by .5 blood points and winning by .25 blood points.

If I had a nickel for every time he was the runner up and still walked away with first place merch I’d have two nickels.

which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
BREAKING: The winner of the 2025 Grand Prize reached out and requested that their prize be sent to the runner-up instead.

SELFLESS.

Congrats to Juicedog96, who has these two custom Da Grunt t-shirts headed their way.

#Crew96 #DaBronte 🏆🏆🏆
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
BREAKING: The winner of the 2025 Grand Prize reached out and requested that their prize be sent to the runner-up instead.

SELFLESS.

Congrats to Juicedog96, who has these two custom Da Grunt t-shirts headed their way.

#Crew96 #DaBronte 🏆🏆🏆
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🤔
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Can we write it into the buyout that Celtic has to take Morgan too?
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As Morgan and Alex and Sean turn their attention to beating Michigan on Saturday, it is important to remember that Bronte is a turncoat communist Michigan fan. Thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Congrats to @wet-lumbus.bsky.social for winning the Season Ten score prediction contest on @acesradio.bsky.social.

Here's exclusive video of Lumbus getting the news on his victory from Morgan.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The end of Season Ten?
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Why hasn't the Ohio Democratic Party recruited Pam's ex-boyfriend @morganhughes.bsky.social to run for governor?

He's a well known lib and has a deep reservoir of content where he repeats various slurs on a podcast he makes with a bunch of other white guys. @acesradio.bsky.social #Crew96
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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tldr; #crew96

-Look for the forthcoming book, Skeet Skeet All Over Town: A Columbus Crew Christmas Pop-Up Scratch & Sniff Story
-No one understands how online dating works
-How many expensive, injury-prone strikers does it take to unlock Gazdag?
-The Lincoln sex hole is warmer than expected
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Goodnight from SuppCo HQ. That’s a wrap on ACES Radio season ten.

Long may Da Bronte shine his illness upon you and yours. Glory to Columbus.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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@chrisperry20.bsky.social's new last name just dropped.

@acesradio.bsky.social singlehandedly ending the patriarchy with a single podcast description. Acknowledge their greatness.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Episode 211* (Season Ten Finale) is live, shitlords.

#Crew96

*mislabeled as Episode 210 because Morgan was drunk

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Episode 210: Season 10 Finale (How Thick Can That Horse Leg Get?)
Podcast Episode · ACES Radio · 11/21/2025 · 2h 41m
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November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The rumors are true. Thanks for the bling, @steelctymassive.bsky.social. We dare the gays to take these from us! #BiDaddies #Crew96 #HowThickCanAHorseGet
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s Thursday, and it’s the final episode of ACES Radio season ten.

Chug goo here: redd.it/1p238w6

#Crew96 📠🦆
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November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Dread them. Run from them. ACES Radio inside jokes arrive all the same.
I spot a “six younger gentlemen crime family” t-shirt at a #Crew96 watch party in Denver, CO.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Dear god, what have we done?! A Buffalo bills podcast at #6??
The 2025 Columbus podcast power rankings have dropped. Here is where the #Crew96 shows landed.

6. ACES Radio
8. Massive Report
20. Wisemen Say
37. Soccer Speakeasy
43. Upper 90 Club
54. Into the Crewniverse
64. New to the Crew
73. Inside the Crew
87. Under Construction

DON’T LISTEN TO ACES RADIO.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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It is wild to me that a podcast that shouldn’t exist crushes the official team podcast. Keep up the bad work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The 2025 Columbus podcast power rankings have dropped. Here is where the #Crew96 shows landed.

6. ACES Radio
8. Massive Report
20. Wisemen Say
37. Soccer Speakeasy
43. Upper 90 Club
54. Into the Crewniverse
64. New to the Crew
73. Inside the Crew
87. Under Construction

DON’T LISTEN TO ACES RADIO.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM