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Apricot the flying fox
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IDK what to do here

Any pronouns, over 21

Minors DNI
Every single Catholic relic is authentic. John the Baptist really did have 15 heads that were genetically distinct from one another
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Construction workers in ancient Rome after finding out the hard way that glass is fragile:
i hate technology!!! why is windows so shit!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What's Steve Buscemi actually famous for? I only know him from the movies that make people say "How on earth did they get Steve Buscemi to do this???"
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Who is the target demographic for Ikea's minimalist LED-lit mannequin heads?
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I see the trade dispute with the Heard & McDonald Islands still hasn’t resolved
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Nice
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've never heard a Jelly Roll song in the wild. At this point, I'm fully convinced he's a guy YouTube music critics made up to get mad at
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Saw Xmas (2025)
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I saw a bunch of people posting their Star Wars rankings so here’s mine:
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. A New Hope
4. Rogue One
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Revenge of the Sith
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
10. A Phantom Menace
11. The Rise of Skywalker
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hehe, “erected”
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There’s got to be at least one single-issue voter whose only interest is replacing the east wing of the white house with a big tacky ballroom who’s pleasantly surprised right now
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Daylight savings time is a pagan holiday
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The association between bats and Halloween dates back thousands of years. It's based on the superstition that they're omens of death.

As we reported in 2024, North American bats are facing a deadly threat themselves. https://to.pbs.org/4e9GlGN
Scientists search for ways to battle deadly fungus devastating North America’s bats
The association between bats and Halloween dates back thousands of years, based on the superstition that the flying mammals are omens of death. But for nearly two decades, North American bats have bee...
to.pbs.org
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Damn someone's gotta help these poor Gremlins superfans. They are starving for something new to discuss
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What can we rename Trump’s ballroom that will piss him off the most?
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Basically, I'm 100% against Nazis, Nazism, Nazi symbols, and the ideas of Adolf Hitler

And I'm old enough to remember when that stance was so widespread in American politics and culture that it was considered boring to even say
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can someone please explain Alvin and the Chipmunks? How and why did a tech showcase in the form of a bad novelty holiday song turn into a multi-billion dollar media franchise?
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Idle prediction: We see crafts like knitting, model airplanes, etc. become more popular because you can't ask Chat GPT to make you a sweater or glue together a P-51 yet and therefore they become more impressive feats relative to other hobbies you can "outsource."
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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transphobia is a disease of the mind
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Awesome 🦇🦇🦇
We think these bat bricks for new builds are a great example of how innovation and creativity can help wildlife!
February 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live.
January 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM