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@acede.bsky.social
Increased blood flow to the wrong brain.
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Increased blood flow to the wrong brain.
$68 million for the people (sort of), while Google pays Apple roughly $20 billion per year to be the default search engine on iPhone, iPad, and Macintosh.
The only way to make it hurt is to haul CEO Sundar Pichai before a judge and make him answer for it.
The only way to make it hurt is to haul CEO Sundar Pichai before a judge and make him answer for it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
$68 million for the people (sort of), while Google pays Apple roughly $20 billion per year to be the default search engine on iPhone, iPad, and Macintosh.
The only way to make it hurt is to haul CEO Sundar Pichai before a judge and make him answer for it.
The only way to make it hurt is to haul CEO Sundar Pichai before a judge and make him answer for it.
Time for breakfast, then!
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Time for breakfast, then!
I remember seeing ad reads when I worked in radio, usually in caps. It’s very difficult to read, but it’s old school. Some folks can’t make the jump from the old school to modern methods.
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I remember seeing ad reads when I worked in radio, usually in caps. It’s very difficult to read, but it’s old school. Some folks can’t make the jump from the old school to modern methods.
Arial, bold, all caps, with italics and underline. This person is deeply unserious at the most fundamental level.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Arial, bold, all caps, with italics and underline. This person is deeply unserious at the most fundamental level.
I can’t even say I did Nazi that coming.
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I can’t even say I did Nazi that coming.
If we‘ve learned anything from Tommy Tuberville, it’s that Good At Football ≠ Good At Politics. I hope she loses convincingly.
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
If we‘ve learned anything from Tommy Tuberville, it’s that Good At Football ≠ Good At Politics. I hope she loses convincingly.
Most people would put their hands over their heart. Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, put his hands on children.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Most people would put their hands over their heart. Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, put his hands on children.
Good news for Trump and Vance: Mike Johnson is a wimpy little boy who‘d rather share porn links with his son than do his job.
@dorismatsui.bsky.social is my representative. She knows we need Trump gone, and if he moves against Greenland, she has to vote to impeach.
@dorismatsui.bsky.social is my representative. She knows we need Trump gone, and if he moves against Greenland, she has to vote to impeach.
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Good news for Trump and Vance: Mike Johnson is a wimpy little boy who‘d rather share porn links with his son than do his job.
@dorismatsui.bsky.social is my representative. She knows we need Trump gone, and if he moves against Greenland, she has to vote to impeach.
@dorismatsui.bsky.social is my representative. She knows we need Trump gone, and if he moves against Greenland, she has to vote to impeach.
I wish I were eloquent enough to have put *this* in my notes to Doris, Adam, and Alex yesterday. Hell yeah, Hat.
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I wish I were eloquent enough to have put *this* in my notes to Doris, Adam, and Alex yesterday. Hell yeah, Hat.
If your member of Congress doesn’t support shutting down ICE altogether, they don’t deserve your vote. As I’m about to remind Doris.
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If your member of Congress doesn’t support shutting down ICE altogether, they don’t deserve your vote. As I’m about to remind Doris.
Throw a log on the pyre of Bitch McConnell, as well, for not whipping in favor of the second impeachment.
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Throw a log on the pyre of Bitch McConnell, as well, for not whipping in favor of the second impeachment.
From now on, any person in this situation should ram the motherfuckers, justifiably claim self defense, and DARE a jury of their peers to convict.
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
From now on, any person in this situation should ram the motherfuckers, justifiably claim self defense, and DARE a jury of their peers to convict.
Shying away from prosecution because it’s “political” is how we didn’t hold Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, accountable. Governor Walz is absolutely right to at least attempt to hold these criminals to account.
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Shying away from prosecution because it’s “political” is how we didn’t hold Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, accountable. Governor Walz is absolutely right to at least attempt to hold these criminals to account.
If Schumer and Jeffries had more spine than the average slug, they’d make sure the next government shutdown lasts. The price of reopening: Shutter ICE. Nothing else will do.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If Schumer and Jeffries had more spine than the average slug, they’d make sure the next government shutdown lasts. The price of reopening: Shutter ICE. Nothing else will do.
Journalists won’t do that as long as they rely on the X service to hawk their wares. When the shift to Mastodon failed, that was it. They won’t scream into another void.
Apple and Google, though, have a duty, just as you said.
Apple and Google, though, have a duty, just as you said.
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Journalists won’t do that as long as they rely on the X service to hawk their wares. When the shift to Mastodon failed, that was it. They won’t scream into another void.
Apple and Google, though, have a duty, just as you said.
Apple and Google, though, have a duty, just as you said.
Make him sweat, Kat! Make him sweat the orange all of his face!
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Make him sweat, Kat! Make him sweat the orange all of his face!
But spare some sympathy for the doors that hit him in the ass on his way out of town. Would *you* want to touch George Santos’s ass?
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
But spare some sympathy for the doors that hit him in the ass on his way out of town. Would *you* want to touch George Santos’s ass?
You, uh, checks the dictionary, repealed 2025? Would that you could!
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 AM
You, uh, checks the dictionary, repealed 2025? Would that you could!
To be continued in January! 😅
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To be continued in January! 😅
The Chicago Bears and San Francisco Forty-Niners have one thing in common: No D.
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Chicago Bears and San Francisco Forty-Niners have one thing in common: No D.
Shaka, when the glue ran out.
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shaka, when the glue ran out.
