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Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the greatest captain in Starfleet who isn’t, in fact, a god (that’s Benjamin Sisko, but you knew that), dropping his most recognizable line, “Make it so.”
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, is all over the Epstein files.
Trump yelling at the lawnmower kid, “Didn’t I meet you once on the island?”
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Even my fucking weather app despises you, Chuck. Step down.
Carrot Weather report reads, “Democrat senators must love spelunking, because they sure know how to cave.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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It used to be worth it just for Star Trek. Now? I fear David Ellison will find a way to ruin even that.
Trump yelling at the lawn mower kid, “The Federation must enslave the Klingons because they’re black.”
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Orders from the Galactic Emperor.
Trump yelling at the lawn mower kid, “All Star Wars content must glorify the Empire from now on.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Seems relevant now that Trump’s FCC bullied Disney into cancelling Jimmy Kimmel’s show.
Captain Picard, Data, and Whalen from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” season 1 episode “The Big Goodbye”. Caption reads, “Hitler on the move.”
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Whenever I read the word “warfighter” in a post from some neofascist weirdo like Fox News back-bencher Pete Hegseth, I like to remind myself that “warfighter” is not a word.
Merriam Webster does not have the word “warfighter” in its dictionary.
April 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM