Multitool. Game changer.

A big part of our high school was shut for months and we had classes in portakabins while the asbestos was removed from the main building. This was 1983.

I don’t believe this one. Sorry.

My neighbour is an absolute cretin - a bully and a perpetual complainer. But he knows his bin days (and rights). And he’s apparently first to phone the council if they “forget” to collect one day. He is my bin calendar.

Oof. Performative grief tattoos are for life, not just the funeral.

I bought a pack of 50 nails from B&Q earlier today for a safety critical project and there were only 48 in it when I got it home. I thought it wouldn’t matter but the structure collapsed and killed twelve puppies. I hope you’re happy.

I mean, this is basically what Builder AI were doing with $500 million of investor cash. Just a bunch of Indian developers pretending to be an AI coding platform. They went spectacularly bust two weeks ago.
www.theregister.com/AMP/2025/05/...

The absolute entitlement of some people wanting children to be named after them. I say this as a man who has carried my grandfather’s name through my whole life and have often considered changing it.

Brand new one. I was just about to do a word comparison with my wife and both of us are back to zero words and points.

What’s going on @nytimes.com

Their enjoyment is in the shape of dollar bills from their lobbyist friends. Everything and everyone else is collateral damage.

The rule I’d go by would be be 10% of the difference in prize money for getting it right.

So for you, getting him from 32->64 should have netted you £3,200 straight cash.

Fair.

As I understand it, online pharmacies charge full price for the drugs. They’re not NHS prescriptions.

Private landlords (and/or their holding companies) renting to individuals need a sliding tax scale which is 90% of rentable income on any properties over the first one. Arbitrary, punitive and fuck em all.

Also, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others fades out and back in at the start of the song.