A. Carlon
acarlon.bsky.social
A. Carlon
@acarlon.bsky.social
Proves that “get billionaires to finance local news” is a viable business model?
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
By the time you work for Trump, you get the face you deserve…
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Worth noting that Judge Graber is the only member of the panel from Oregon—and from Portland at that, I believe. Prob. not most important factor, but might be extra hard to defer to the regime when the judge can personally and directly observe that its factual determinations lack merit.
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
They were a hit in NYC! Thank you!!
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The problem with these surveys is that an answer like “similar threat” can (or a respondent may worry it could) come across as “I don’t think this is a big deal,” rather than “I anticipated the rule of law was in dire peril the moment they called the election.”
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Shit, me too!
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The only way to stop a bad woman on a glass bridge with a giant boulder is with a good woman on a glass bridge with a giant boulder.
October 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
💯 We need to make “Kavanaugh Stop” happen.
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So where is it playing? And where do we buy tickets?
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
More like:

GOD: You know I could turn you into stone like I did with Sodom and Gomorrah right? [𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴, 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘧𝘶𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘓𝘰𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦.]
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’ve oft thought it would be interesting to see who turns him down for interviews, for just this reason.
September 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Jawboning” is what Trump has been doing for months—arguably for years. You could debate whether this is a completed or merely threatened violation of the Constitution, but I don’t know whether that really matters legally (except in a damages action, which happily is off the table!)
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
💯 This doesn’t seem complicated—they dictated exactly what needed to happen (fire Kimmel) and the official consequences for noncompliance (revocation of licenses on public interest grounds). I feel like even pre-Vullo, ABC would have a standing to sue for a declaratory judgment.
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wasn’t Attiah also self-policing? I don’t recall any admin officials telling WaPo to fire her.
September 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Clearly this is forced by the goofy Mercator projection, but if I had to choose an X axis, it wouldn’t be the Equator: significantly more land mass, population and cultures (by extension cuisines) north of the Equator than south.
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Misread “smarted” as “smarmed,” but I kind of think that one works a little better…

www.gawkerarchives.com/on-smarm-147...
On Smarm
Last month, Isaac Fitzgerald, the newly hired editor of BuzzFeed's newly created books section, made a remarkable but not entirely surprising announcement: He was not interested in publishing nega...
www.gawkerarchives.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Darryl Worley - Have You Forgotten?
YouTube video by DarrylWorleyVEVO
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What’s most insane of all is that what they were actually asked was “hey, could you wish this guy a happy birthday?” and this is what they came up with.
September 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When you are on the same curve as Schumer, Gillibrand, Hochul, Jeffries, (I could go on)…yeah, you look great.

That and he has a stellar video production crew that have captured the idiom of online short form video better not only than most politicians, but most advertisers generally.
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
For my part, I expect tristate-area Dem politicians with a national profile to come across as complete empty suits, black holes that absorb the charisma of those around them. So anytime there’s someone with a bit of personality (Mamdani, AOC, even Adams), they seem like JFK come again.
September 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He also desegregated the military and federal civilian workforce, so…gotta rate that “mostly true,” no?
September 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sounds like he needs the assistance then!
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“If you receive Trump’s endorsement, you will destroy a great candidacy!”
August 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM