Academic Dalek
@academicdalek.bsky.social
TENURED ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SKARO!
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
September 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
MY FANTASTIC FOUR!
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
MY FANTASTIC FOUR!
Reposted by Academic Dalek
July 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ME AND THE BOYS!
July 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
ME AND THE BOYS!
SOME OF YOU ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE TWO HIGH AGENCY MALES GOING AT IT AND IT SHOWS!!
June 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
SOME OF YOU ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE TWO HIGH AGENCY MALES GOING AT IT AND IT SHOWS!!
WHEN I GET A REPLY I DO NOT LIKE!
May 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
WHEN I GET A REPLY I DO NOT LIKE!
IMPLEMENT A 100% TARIFF AND RUIN A MOVIE!
DALEKS – INVASION EARTH: 4300 A.D.
DALEKS – INVASION EARTH: 4300 A.D.
May 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IMPLEMENT A 100% TARIFF AND RUIN A MOVIE!
DALEKS – INVASION EARTH: 4300 A.D.
DALEKS – INVASION EARTH: 4300 A.D.
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS THREE FRIENDS!
May 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS THREE FRIENDS!
POST YOUR KING OR QUEEN!
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
POST YOUR KING OR QUEEN!
WHEN ISAAC CHOTINER EMAILS ME FOR AN INTERVIEW!
April 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
WHEN ISAAC CHOTINER EMAILS ME FOR AN INTERVIEW!
THE NUMBERS HAVE BEEN CALCULATED BY THE COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISERS!
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
THE NUMBERS HAVE BEEN CALCULATED BY THE COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISERS!
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR INFERIOR WEAPONRY IS USELESS AGAINST DALEKANIUM ARMOR!
March 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR INFERIOR WEAPONRY IS USELESS AGAINST DALEKANIUM ARMOR!
ME IN THE NATIONAL SECURITY TEAM GROUP CHAT!
March 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ME IN THE NATIONAL SECURITY TEAM GROUP CHAT!
POST A SPACESHIP!
March 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
POST A SPACESHIP!
SHARE SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN FILM!
SOME OF THEM:
SOME OF THEM:
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
SHARE SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN FILM!
SOME OF THEM:
SOME OF THEM:
‘HAVE YOU SAID “THANK YOU” EVEN ONCE?!’
March 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
‘HAVE YOU SAID “THANK YOU” EVEN ONCE?!’
February 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“BUT WAS IT *REALLY* A WAR CHANT GLORIFYING THE SONTARAN EMPIRE?!”
YES IT WAS!
WE ALL SAW IT!
YES IT WAS!
WE ALL SAW IT!
a man in a purple suit is standing next to another man and says sontar-ha .
Alt: Sontaran saying “Sontar-ha!”
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“BUT WAS IT *REALLY* A WAR CHANT GLORIFYING THE SONTARAN EMPIRE?!”
YES IT WAS!
WE ALL SAW IT!
YES IT WAS!
WE ALL SAW IT!
QUOTE POST THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE IN YOUR HEAD!
September 4, 2024 at 2:21 AM
QUOTE POST THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE IN YOUR HEAD!
OPTIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF FULL!
PESSIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF EMPTY!
DALEK: HUMAN LIQUID STORAGE DEVICE DETECTED! SEEK! LOCATE! EXTERMINATE!!!
PESSIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF EMPTY!
DALEK: HUMAN LIQUID STORAGE DEVICE DETECTED! SEEK! LOCATE! EXTERMINATE!!!
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
🧪🧫
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
🧪🧫
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Semanticist: the cup is half full iff the cup is half empty
#linguistics 🐦🐦
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Semanticist: the cup is half full iff the cup is half empty
#linguistics 🐦🐦
September 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
OPTIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF FULL!
PESSIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF EMPTY!
DALEK: HUMAN LIQUID STORAGE DEVICE DETECTED! SEEK! LOCATE! EXTERMINATE!!!
PESSIMIST: THE CUP IS HALF EMPTY!
DALEK: HUMAN LIQUID STORAGE DEVICE DETECTED! SEEK! LOCATE! EXTERMINATE!!!