Abe ☔️
@acabraham.bsky.social
Portland pizza boy & recreational overthinker 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
He/him, 30ish.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
He/him, 30ish.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
Has anyone ever actually converted to Christianity because they found a piece of trash that looks like counterfeit money & checked out their website
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Has anyone ever actually converted to Christianity because they found a piece of trash that looks like counterfeit money & checked out their website
This person is off their rocker
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This person is off their rocker
I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them
Prep cook Spock reporting for a shift beer
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for a shift beer
Prep cook Spock reporting for duty
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for duty
Man, the O’s really trying to Milkshake Duck the frog, huh? The link to the “online comments” is to a paywalled Telegraph article with this headline.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Man, the O’s really trying to Milkshake Duck the frog, huh? The link to the “online comments” is to a paywalled Telegraph article with this headline.
I know Alejandro Kirk’s short but why’d they have to set up a camera like the forced perspective hobbit shots from Lord of the Rings
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know Alejandro Kirk’s short but why’d they have to set up a camera like the forced perspective hobbit shots from Lord of the Rings
It’s a bike lane, not a parking spot, jackass.
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s a bike lane, not a parking spot, jackass.
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!
Beautiful day in the hellhole warzone of SE Portland! Come getcha pizza.
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Beautiful day in the hellhole warzone of SE Portland! Come getcha pizza.
New utility poles on Belmont have reduced the available sidewalk for pedestrians by at least half. It does not seem large enough for a wheelchair to get through.
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
New utility poles on Belmont have reduced the available sidewalk for pedestrians by at least half. It does not seem large enough for a wheelchair to get through.
Favorite albums by your co-tourers?
Also; Would any of y’all like this patch I made? (Can deliver to merch table in Portland)
Also; Would any of y’all like this patch I made? (Can deliver to merch table in Portland)
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Favorite albums by your co-tourers?
Also; Would any of y’all like this patch I made? (Can deliver to merch table in Portland)
Also; Would any of y’all like this patch I made? (Can deliver to merch table in Portland)
Rewatching Superman (2025), caught this fun little “blink and you miss it” gag. The Metropolis Meteors have Pride Night!
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Rewatching Superman (2025), caught this fun little “blink and you miss it” gag. The Metropolis Meteors have Pride Night!
Powell’s haul! I loved Cuckoo, can’t wait to crack into Black Flame & Manhunt.
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Powell’s haul! I loved Cuckoo, can’t wait to crack into Black Flame & Manhunt.
I think I found a solution to the Trimet budget crisis! What if instead of 5 security guys standing/sitting around on my 8:30 AM bus, we had less than that! It’d also allow Trimet to have accessible seating bc right now we have to store the mall coos there I guess.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think I found a solution to the Trimet budget crisis! What if instead of 5 security guys standing/sitting around on my 8:30 AM bus, we had less than that! It’d also allow Trimet to have accessible seating bc right now we have to store the mall coos there I guess.
Made an @ekkoastral.bsky.social patch
August 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Made an @ekkoastral.bsky.social patch
Incredible to think that an anti-Musk sticker counters the statement that a custom-wrapped foundation series Cybertruck makes! You gave Elon an extra $20k to get a special sticker on your car in 2023!
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Incredible to think that an anti-Musk sticker counters the statement that a custom-wrapped foundation series Cybertruck makes! You gave Elon an extra $20k to get a special sticker on your car in 2023!
Link is about the issue, screenshot is the specific instructions I used, though there may be easier ways www.theregister.com/2025/08/13/f...
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Link is about the issue, screenshot is the specific instructions I used, though there may be easier ways www.theregister.com/2025/08/13/f...
People just go on DoorDash & forget they can buy ranch at the store
August 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
People just go on DoorDash & forget they can buy ranch at the store
Well-Adjusted Guy July
July 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well-Adjusted Guy July
Hey if we wanna do personal attacks, your use of the send button as a period is absolute boomer behavior, you don’t know how to use social media, and your critical reading skills are pathetic by 5th grade standards.
July 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey if we wanna do personal attacks, your use of the send button as a period is absolute boomer behavior, you don’t know how to use social media, and your critical reading skills are pathetic by 5th grade standards.
How the hell is a list of what links you prefer sarcastic?
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How the hell is a list of what links you prefer sarcastic?
