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Abe ☔️
@acabraham.bsky.social
Portland pizza boy & recreational overthinker 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
He/him, 30ish.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
Has anyone ever actually converted to Christianity because they found a piece of trash that looks like counterfeit money & checked out their website
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This person is off their rocker
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for a shift beer
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for duty
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Man, the O’s really trying to Milkshake Duck the frog, huh? The link to the “online comments” is to a paywalled Telegraph article with this headline.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know Alejandro Kirk’s short but why’d they have to set up a camera like the forced perspective hobbit shots from Lord of the Rings
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s a bike lane, not a parking spot, jackass.
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Beautiful day in the hellhole warzone of SE Portland! Come getcha pizza.
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
New utility poles on Belmont have reduced the available sidewalk for pedestrians by at least half. It does not seem large enough for a wheelchair to get through.
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Favorite albums by your co-tourers?
Also; Would any of y’all like this patch I made? (Can deliver to merch table in Portland)
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Rewatching Superman (2025), caught this fun little “blink and you miss it” gag. The Metropolis Meteors have Pride Night!
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Powell’s haul! I loved Cuckoo, can’t wait to crack into Black Flame & Manhunt.
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New hat
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I think I found a solution to the Trimet budget crisis! What if instead of 5 security guys standing/sitting around on my 8:30 AM bus, we had less than that! It’d also allow Trimet to have accessible seating bc right now we have to store the mall coos there I guess.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
August 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Incredible to think that an anti-Musk sticker counters the statement that a custom-wrapped foundation series Cybertruck makes! You gave Elon an extra $20k to get a special sticker on your car in 2023!
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Link is about the issue, screenshot is the specific instructions I used, though there may be easier ways www.theregister.com/2025/08/13/f...
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
People just go on DoorDash & forget they can buy ranch at the store
August 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well-Adjusted Guy July
July 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
New PB on the Chronos path! #hades2
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey if we wanna do personal attacks, your use of the send button as a period is absolute boomer behavior, you don’t know how to use social media, and your critical reading skills are pathetic by 5th grade standards.
July 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
How the hell is a list of what links you prefer sarcastic?
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM