Captain ACAB
@acab-racadabra.bsky.social
45, He/Him, cishet, AnCom. Your Cape Cod comrade. Non-Practicing White.
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My co-worker and I, struggling to get a water heater we couldn't empty all the way into our truck: *huffing and puffing*
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My co-worker and I, struggling to get a water heater we couldn't empty all the way into our truck: *huffing and puffing*
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
Some rich asshole: Any way you guys can move this truck? I need to get home for a 4:00 call!
Me:
"Playing Blood Moon is the gateway to douchebaggery."
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Playing Blood Moon is the gateway to douchebaggery."
Tankies be steady OK with mass civilian death as long as it advances their agenda. Absolutely a garbage stance. Fuck every statist.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tankies be steady OK with mass civilian death as long as it advances their agenda. Absolutely a garbage stance. Fuck every statist.
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Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/
AJ was being way too kind.
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
AJ was being way too kind.
dead prez - Hell Yeah (Explicit)
YouTube video by deadprezVEVO
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Niggas Got Me Fucked Up
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
open.spotify.com/track/3imhW5...
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
Project Pat is dope AF and this album is fucking dope. I'm a New England dude, but this era of Dirty South shit goes so fucking hard.
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Bradford White wall hung combi serving garage w/ radiant floor, 2 lavs, 1 WC, and a shower. 2 days.
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bradford White wall hung combi serving garage w/ radiant floor, 2 lavs, 1 WC, and a shower. 2 days.
Don't hit yourself with a fully cranked torch when soldering in tight areas.
December 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Don't hit yourself with a fully cranked torch when soldering in tight areas.
We need to bring things back to the basics: a shitton of sexytime and class solidarity.
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We need to bring things back to the basics: a shitton of sexytime and class solidarity.
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping (Music Video)
YouTube video by scamparoo
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
The question I use to screen friends is "What if the road was made out of dicks and pussies?"
Seems weird, but it's effective.
Seems weird, but it's effective.
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The question I use to screen friends is "What if the road was made out of dicks and pussies?"
Seems weird, but it's effective.
Seems weird, but it's effective.
My son is doing a total Adventure Time watch, and my question is this:
Who is the best AT character, and why is it Treetrunks?
Who is the best AT character, and why is it Treetrunks?
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My son is doing a total Adventure Time watch, and my question is this:
Who is the best AT character, and why is it Treetrunks?
Who is the best AT character, and why is it Treetrunks?
youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ?...
My daughter has discovered this tune and now I am hearing it a minimum of a couple of times a day. It's been a GRIP since I heard this song. I'm not even mad.
My daughter has discovered this tune and now I am hearing it a minimum of a couple of times a day. It's been a GRIP since I heard this song. I'm not even mad.
Starship - We Built This City (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ?...
My daughter has discovered this tune and now I am hearing it a minimum of a couple of times a day. It's been a GRIP since I heard this song. I'm not even mad.
My daughter has discovered this tune and now I am hearing it a minimum of a couple of times a day. It's been a GRIP since I heard this song. I'm not even mad.
Shitlibs be like:
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Shitlibs be like:
Mashed Eastham turnips boiiiii! Thank you, Art Nickerson, RIP.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mashed Eastham turnips boiiiii! Thank you, Art Nickerson, RIP.