I assume the Cambridge left back is the same Vic Akers who was Mr Arsenal Ladies for years.

It does make me question the wisdom of employing an expensive mercenary to chase a mirage, when Dyche or Potter could do this and achieve exactly the same as Tuchel will.

No, but he is the German Graham Taylor going by what he's offered us so far.

I have already told my boss that I'm buying 5 copies of it to dot around my workplace and asked a librarian friend to order some copies for the large library he works at.

X Baseball shoes your footwear of choice?

Didn't Louise Mensch do this about 10 years ago? It might have worked if she insisted that every post was written in the style of her novels.

Yep. My own relationship with alcohol has echoes of that. I hated drinking for about 10 years before I eventually knocked it on the head 4 and a half years ago.

Cuddly Toy is one of my 'test songs'. If somebody says they don't like it, I immediately trust them a little less.