When you're in need of greatness, reach for the greatest of the great. Rattlesnakes gets all the love, but this album is every bit as good.

Oliver Bonas does the posh version of "Take home a Gino Ginelli ice creamo piazza Italia."

Don't expect anything. Don't expect anything.

In anticipation of the Marilyn Manson exposé documentary tonight, here's the original version of The Beautiful People.

New Series on ITV: Neil. The hard drinking Scottish private detective relocates to South London to crack a case of a gang who rig fruit machines to never pay out more than once every 90 minutes, no matter how many times you spin the reels.

The amount of onion powder in the flavour mix of these crisps, which are now everywhere, makes them seriously unpleasant. I wanted salt and vinegar crisps, not salt, vinegar and onion...

An album that is a 10/10 No Skip Trip, as the kids say.

Pre drinks for a raucous night in SE16.

Vintage UK hip hop by a bloke who is from the same part of London as me.

Old man milestone: I have genuinely never heard of this band, but understand they're pretty big in indie circles. And...WTF? 4 tracks in. This is lift Muzak. Is this honestly what hipsters think is decent now?

Yeah, an audiobook. Lol. Morning, literary snobs of Blue Sky. Much excitement at starting this. Eliza is, for my money, on her way to becoming an all time great of British literature.

God Tier band, all timer of an album.

Introduce yourself with four albums.

Managed to get through 5 of the 6 novels on the Booker shortlist before the winner was announced, including the winner. Worthy winner, I think. This and James were the best 2 of the 5 (apologies to Anne Michaels for not having read yours)...