The treatment that cured my lymphoma was developed when I was a teenager. The treatments that will cure our children’s cancers are being put on hold right now. It's infuriating.

Definitely not. Mine raises it the max allowed every year and whines about how expensive things are for *them,* as though I don't drop off my rent at their Summit Avenue mansion every month. They are truly the persecuted ones.

Pro tip: Do the Miralax prep with coconut water and a spritz (no pulp) of fresh lime. Start drinking at noon the day before, not the later "we're pretending you're going to work today" time they suggest.

That way, you'll be done with the purge in time to actually sleep.

[writes skeet]

[deletes skeet]

[sigh]

I resent knowing she exists.

If you haven't watched Badehotellet / Seaside Hotel, it is an absolute GEM.