Jennifer Thorvig
@absurdities.bsky.social
Can someone please come over and finish this? I've lost the will to live.*
*i.e. My brain is mush after figuring out how to connect this thing to itself and now I have to frikkin make the connection PRETTY.
#wip #beading #beadweaving #craftiverse 🧶 🪡 🧵
*i.e. My brain is mush after figuring out how to connect this thing to itself and now I have to frikkin make the connection PRETTY.
#wip #beading #beadweaving #craftiverse 🧶 🪡 🧵
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can someone please come over and finish this? I've lost the will to live.*
*i.e. My brain is mush after figuring out how to connect this thing to itself and now I have to frikkin make the connection PRETTY.
#wip #beading #beadweaving #craftiverse 🧶 🪡 🧵
*i.e. My brain is mush after figuring out how to connect this thing to itself and now I have to frikkin make the connection PRETTY.
#wip #beading #beadweaving #craftiverse 🧶 🪡 🧵
Definitely not. Mine raises it the max allowed every year and whines about how expensive things are for *them,* as though I don't drop off my rent at their Summit Avenue mansion every month. They are truly the persecuted ones.
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Definitely not. Mine raises it the max allowed every year and whines about how expensive things are for *them,* as though I don't drop off my rent at their Summit Avenue mansion every month. They are truly the persecuted ones.
You've been kidnapped and the characters from the last TV show you watched are supposed to be trying to rescue you.
... Emma never fails. I'm already home, I've laughed, might've cried, and been soothed. When can we do it again?
... Emma never fails. I'm already home, I've laughed, might've cried, and been soothed. When can we do it again?
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You've been kidnapped and the characters from the last TV show you watched are supposed to be trying to rescue you.
... Emma never fails. I'm already home, I've laughed, might've cried, and been soothed. When can we do it again?
... Emma never fails. I'm already home, I've laughed, might've cried, and been soothed. When can we do it again?
Get out there, Minnesota.
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Get out there, Minnesota.
Definitely! That's a great point and probably part of why I don't like it as much. 🤣
I do want to center the flower. The friend I'm making it for loves daffodils (he took that photo) and I'll have more green elsewhere in the piece.
Basically, I'm doing a version of this, but daffodil-esque.
I do want to center the flower. The friend I'm making it for loves daffodils (he took that photo) and I'll have more green elsewhere in the piece.
Basically, I'm doing a version of this, but daffodil-esque.
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Definitely! That's a great point and probably part of why I don't like it as much. 🤣
I do want to center the flower. The friend I'm making it for loves daffodils (he took that photo) and I'll have more green elsewhere in the piece.
Basically, I'm doing a version of this, but daffodil-esque.
I do want to center the flower. The friend I'm making it for loves daffodils (he took that photo) and I'll have more green elsewhere in the piece.
Basically, I'm doing a version of this, but daffodil-esque.
Hivemind, I could use some color input. Inspo pic on the right.
Do I not like my interpretation because I don't enjoy yellow or because I need different yellows?
#beading #beadweaving #craftiverse #colortheory 🧶 🧵 🪡
Do I not like my interpretation because I don't enjoy yellow or because I need different yellows?
#beading #beadweaving #craftiverse #colortheory 🧶 🧵 🪡
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hivemind, I could use some color input. Inspo pic on the right.
Do I not like my interpretation because I don't enjoy yellow or because I need different yellows?
#beading #beadweaving #craftiverse #colortheory 🧶 🧵 🪡
Do I not like my interpretation because I don't enjoy yellow or because I need different yellows?
#beading #beadweaving #craftiverse #colortheory 🧶 🧵 🪡
Final kaleidocycle update: She's done.
People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶
#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶
#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Final kaleidocycle update: She's done.
People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶
#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶
#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
Crafting that's detailed enough that I have to focus.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Crafting that's detailed enough that I have to focus.
The best show you'd ever watch:
Pronely, Herders in the Building
Pronely, Herders in the Building
October 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The best show you'd ever watch:
Pronely, Herders in the Building
Pronely, Herders in the Building
"ABC stations across Minnesota."
As in every TV station in Minnesota owned by the Hubbards.
As in the billionaire, ultra-conservative Trump supporters.
Such "documentary."
As in every TV station in Minnesota owned by the Hubbards.
As in the billionaire, ultra-conservative Trump supporters.
Such "documentary."
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"ABC stations across Minnesota."
As in every TV station in Minnesota owned by the Hubbards.
As in the billionaire, ultra-conservative Trump supporters.
Such "documentary."
As in every TV station in Minnesota owned by the Hubbards.
As in the billionaire, ultra-conservative Trump supporters.
Such "documentary."
The gods clearly approved of me going to the gym today. #rainbow #doublerainbow 🌈
September 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The gods clearly approved of me going to the gym today. #rainbow #doublerainbow 🌈
Three kaleidocycle faces down, one to go. Way more gold than In used to working with, but it *is* for Diwali. 😂
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Three kaleidocycle faces down, one to go. Way more gold than In used to working with, but it *is* for Diwali. 😂
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
And in case you're like, "Racist? Is he?"
Bro spent yesterday telling Black women they were overreacting for saying signing up for a protest is a bad idea (AYFKM) and when his position on Black liberation was questioned, this was his response.
Racist. Little. Shitstain.
Bro spent yesterday telling Black women they were overreacting for saying signing up for a protest is a bad idea (AYFKM) and when his position on Black liberation was questioned, this was his response.
Racist. Little. Shitstain.
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
And in case you're like, "Racist? Is he?"
Bro spent yesterday telling Black women they were overreacting for saying signing up for a protest is a bad idea (AYFKM) and when his position on Black liberation was questioned, this was his response.
Racist. Little. Shitstain.
Bro spent yesterday telling Black women they were overreacting for saying signing up for a protest is a bad idea (AYFKM) and when his position on Black liberation was questioned, this was his response.
Racist. Little. Shitstain.
Diwali present progress. This project is way more fun than it has any right to be.
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Diwali present progress. This project is way more fun than it has any right to be.
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
🧶🪡🧵 #beading #beadweaving #kaleidocycle #wip
Your last saved picture is your moral philosophy.
September 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Your last saved picture is your moral philosophy.
😂 Also yesterday
September 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
😂 Also yesterday
The reintroduction has definitely been successful. 😂 There's a rafter of ~20 in my neighborhood.
If you want to see bald eagles, make sure you get down to the river. 😊
If you want to see bald eagles, make sure you get down to the river. 😊
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The reintroduction has definitely been successful. 😂 There's a rafter of ~20 in my neighborhood.
If you want to see bald eagles, make sure you get down to the river. 😊
If you want to see bald eagles, make sure you get down to the river. 😊
My phone says this was August 2022. 😊
What a sweet, inquisitive soul.
What a sweet, inquisitive soul.
August 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My phone says this was August 2022. 😊
What a sweet, inquisitive soul.
What a sweet, inquisitive soul.
I literally took this photo to a stylist and was like, yes, I want Victoria Beckham's haircut from 2008. I went with a closer, clippered, crop on the short side
It's an absolute bitch to grow out and maintenance is REGULAR, but it was the best hairstyle I've ever had. I'm about to get it again.
It's an absolute bitch to grow out and maintenance is REGULAR, but it was the best hairstyle I've ever had. I'm about to get it again.
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I literally took this photo to a stylist and was like, yes, I want Victoria Beckham's haircut from 2008. I went with a closer, clippered, crop on the short side
It's an absolute bitch to grow out and maintenance is REGULAR, but it was the best hairstyle I've ever had. I'm about to get it again.
It's an absolute bitch to grow out and maintenance is REGULAR, but it was the best hairstyle I've ever had. I'm about to get it again.
Just looked at the Canadian fire map. Do not recommend.
I guess at least it's going to be sticky, so I wouldn't want all my windows open anyway, but damn. I really failed to account for Canada just *burning* when I made my climate change calculations.
Anyway. More sad. So much sad. All the sad.
I guess at least it's going to be sticky, so I wouldn't want all my windows open anyway, but damn. I really failed to account for Canada just *burning* when I made my climate change calculations.
Anyway. More sad. So much sad. All the sad.
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just looked at the Canadian fire map. Do not recommend.
I guess at least it's going to be sticky, so I wouldn't want all my windows open anyway, but damn. I really failed to account for Canada just *burning* when I made my climate change calculations.
Anyway. More sad. So much sad. All the sad.
I guess at least it's going to be sticky, so I wouldn't want all my windows open anyway, but damn. I really failed to account for Canada just *burning* when I made my climate change calculations.
Anyway. More sad. So much sad. All the sad.
The air is deceptively shit right now, my MSPeeps. The overall says, "Moderate," but the fine particles are not what you want to inhale.
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The air is deceptively shit right now, my MSPeeps. The overall says, "Moderate," but the fine particles are not what you want to inhale.
My kingdom for Canada to stop burning. 😭
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My kingdom for Canada to stop burning. 😭