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Breaking news: Optimus Prime hospitalized after consuming tainted oil in what is being described as the first documented case of AutoBotulism
-Reuters, 2024
-Reuters, 2024
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a red background and a sunset in the background
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a robot with a red background and a sunset in the background
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November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Breaking news: Optimus Prime hospitalized after consuming tainted oil in what is being described as the first documented case of AutoBotulism
-Reuters, 2024
-Reuters, 2024
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Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
I've been on this website less than 12 hours and I nominate this as the best post on here so far.
I love Chappell Roan because she's telling me that I cannot make my wife cum (true) but in a way that is just so danceable
November 22, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I've been on this website less than 12 hours and I nominate this as the best post on here so far.
Original Poem - Oubliette
There's only one way in,
And there's only one way out.
You can try to track the time,
With scratches on the grout.
Time to sit and think.
This is a world without.
You'd hold out hope for better days
but our masters left no doubt.
There's only one way in,
And there's only one way out.
You can try to track the time,
With scratches on the grout.
Time to sit and think.
This is a world without.
You'd hold out hope for better days
but our masters left no doubt.
November 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Original Poem - Oubliette
There's only one way in,
And there's only one way out.
You can try to track the time,
With scratches on the grout.
Time to sit and think.
This is a world without.
You'd hold out hope for better days
but our masters left no doubt.
There's only one way in,
And there's only one way out.
You can try to track the time,
With scratches on the grout.
Time to sit and think.
This is a world without.
You'd hold out hope for better days
but our masters left no doubt.
Original Poem - Status Quo
as with time gone ticking by makes dust and ash of bone,
so too do the crashing waves make beaches out of stone
where we see the beauty free of all that could have been,
also lies the festered corpse of all the best of men
as with time gone ticking by makes dust and ash of bone,
so too do the crashing waves make beaches out of stone
where we see the beauty free of all that could have been,
also lies the festered corpse of all the best of men
November 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Original Poem - Status Quo
as with time gone ticking by makes dust and ash of bone,
so too do the crashing waves make beaches out of stone
where we see the beauty free of all that could have been,
also lies the festered corpse of all the best of men
as with time gone ticking by makes dust and ash of bone,
so too do the crashing waves make beaches out of stone
where we see the beauty free of all that could have been,
also lies the festered corpse of all the best of men
Can't help but wonder if Elon Musk has been keeping an eye on Twitter's trademark filings, because usually they have to renew them every 10 years, and if Twitter was established in 2006, that would mean there is a little over a year until @bsky.app would have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Can't help but wonder if Elon Musk has been keeping an eye on Twitter's trademark filings, because usually they have to renew them every 10 years, and if Twitter was established in 2006, that would mean there is a little over a year until @bsky.app would have the chance to do the funniest thing ever