Abstract Tesseract
abstracttesseract.bsky.social
Abstract Tesseract
@abstracttesseract.bsky.social
(sometimes-computational) linguist, AI/ML unenthusiast, Luddite, they/he

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ווינער שניפּסל
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We are not yet at novel science done autonomously by improv groups, but we are absolutely at "work with it like a grad student and it can help you accelerate your work" levels of improv groups for many of my fellow academics (and myself).
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Only room for one MAHA in my heart tbh
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
September 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"hallucinations are solvable, all we have to do is train the model to not respond to questions it doesn't confidently know the answer to"
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
In a stunning moment of self-reflection, copy machine identifies the source of its own problems
July 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
June 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Let's gooooooooo

Picked up my copy of "The AI Con" by @emilymbender.bsky.social and @alexhanna.bsky.social and I'm ready to dig in
May 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Always wanted to visit Rom tbh
May 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Zuck: the average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
يا حبيبي وإنت جنبي أحلم وأتمنى إيه
April 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
April 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
April 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This paper is the academic equivalent of access journalism. And despite that access, the result is just shoddy, meaningless evaluation of hackathon ideas.

AI research is pseudoscience. "Inter-rater reliability is in the toilet, but that's pretty standard for the field, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" is so...yeah
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm so glad this word exists, before I learned it I was conceptually unable to comprehend the idea of sitting at a table
February 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
December 31, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
December 30, 2024 at 3:14 AM
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
December 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
December 11, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I remember the first time I saw "Fuzhou Phonology and Grammar" in my university library and I was like "oh wow I didn't know phonology could work that way, also this is waaaaaaayyyy different from Mandarin." So excited that I have my own copy now ❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 11, 2024 at 9:51 PM
it's giving
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM