Absorbs Quickly
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I wanna live long enough to buy some weed at Walgreens, is that too much to ask?
Well earned tag!
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Well earned tag!
Aww the murder got a booboo? Did Bari run out to personally kiss it and make it better? Fucking hacks.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Aww the murder got a booboo? Did Bari run out to personally kiss it and make it better? Fucking hacks.
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If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.