Absorbine Sr
@absorbinesr.bsky.social
Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
Sorry Mina, pecan pie is f*ckin disgustin’
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sorry Mina, pecan pie is f*ckin disgustin’
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Beautiful photo, had to crop it down tho to make it presentable for my Facebook page
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Beautiful photo, had to crop it down tho to make it presentable for my Facebook page
When are you gonna comment on this one? I’ve been waiting like a week now!
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When are you gonna comment on this one? I’ve been waiting like a week now!
There was rampant speculation recently that Trump had suffered a stroke. Turns out he was just making fun of someone who’d suffered a stroke.
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There was rampant speculation recently that Trump had suffered a stroke. Turns out he was just making fun of someone who’d suffered a stroke.
Stolen from Facebook. My apologies if it’s already made the rounds here.
August 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Stolen from Facebook. My apologies if it’s already made the rounds here.
Only VRBO hosts and psychos use matching coffee mugs
July 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Only VRBO hosts and psychos use matching coffee mugs
Someone’s asking for an upper deck
July 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Someone’s asking for an upper deck
Seriously, wtf with these guys?
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Seriously, wtf with these guys?
Pete Egghead? Has anyone used that yet? Dibs
April 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Pete Egghead? Has anyone used that yet? Dibs