Absorbine Sr
@absorbinesr.bsky.social
Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Did you write this @kristyclueless.bsky.social? Is that your burner account?
Reposted by Absorbine Sr
With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
So they’ve just snuck the horse into Dean Wormer’s office and someone’s handed Flounder the gun. Everything is going according to plan.
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Where the f*ck did this guy disappear to anyway? As a former oil company executive, secretary of state and Trump critic, he’d surely have some interesting insights at this juncture in time.
I predict Trump will pardon Maduro in 6 months, after Maduro surrenders the gate codes for his private golf course in Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I predict Trump will pardon Maduro in 6 months, after Maduro surrenders the gate codes for his private golf course in Caracas.
In 2026 we will all be bougie potatoes
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
In 2026 we will all be bougie potatoes
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Remember this @markhamillofficial.bsky.social?
I think the next big innovation will be combining meat alternatives with exotic meats. Something like a pistachio tempeh endangered fur seal burger
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think the next big innovation will be combining meat alternatives with exotic meats. Something like a pistachio tempeh endangered fur seal burger
“Success rate” is a very nebulous term for a sports metric imho
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Success rate” is a very nebulous term for a sports metric imho
I always heard it was BOFA that did it
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I always heard it was BOFA that did it
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We’ve all seen movies where an inspired nurse goes to med school & becomes a physician amirite? So how come there’s never been a movie about a nail salon technician who becomes a podiatrist? 🤷♂️
Ever see one of these @kristyclueless.bsky.social? 😳
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ever see one of these @kristyclueless.bsky.social? 😳
Marie Calendar 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Marie Calendar 🤣🤣🤣
When it’s a toddler, the proper terminology is a sh*t-ton 🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When it’s a toddler, the proper terminology is a sh*t-ton 🤷♂️
If I could go back in time, I think I’d change one of those massives to a different adjective…
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If I could go back in time, I think I’d change one of those massives to a different adjective…
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some massive hygge in our living room right now! And to think my wife scoffed when I bought that massive dog bed on Marketplace. 🙄
You’d think by now someone would’ve come up with a better word for prepping a turkey than “spatchcock”
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You’d think by now someone would’ve come up with a better word for prepping a turkey than “spatchcock”
Did you go with the primo wine? I think Trader Joe’s still sells Two Buck Chuck.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Did you go with the primo wine? I think Trader Joe’s still sells Two Buck Chuck.
That may be true but canceling my WaPo subscription (and readership) has also opened new vistas in media for me. The Guardian, for instance. Lots of good podcasts. I like to think the good reporters will eventually leave WaPo, by hook or by crook, and then everyone can be done w/ the whole sorry lot
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
That may be true but canceling my WaPo subscription (and readership) has also opened new vistas in media for me. The Guardian, for instance. Lots of good podcasts. I like to think the good reporters will eventually leave WaPo, by hook or by crook, and then everyone can be done w/ the whole sorry lot
Hold on, back up a minute Peter: why are you still reading WaPo?
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hold on, back up a minute Peter: why are you still reading WaPo?
Sorry Mina, pecan pie is f*ckin disgustin’
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sorry Mina, pecan pie is f*ckin disgustin’
Zebra in a blender
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Zebra in a blender
Maybe they skipped it on moral grounds. Even with all the heinous things they’ve done, they have a lot of work to do to match DC’s war crimes.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maybe they skipped it on moral grounds. Even with all the heinous things they’ve done, they have a lot of work to do to match DC’s war crimes.