To put it lightly

I SAID STOP THAT SHIT🤢🤮

AND NAH, IMMA GET A MEGAPHONE 📣 NEXT TIME

Someone pls hire me, my siblings (21, 24), whom I raised lowkey, have begun to ruin my life w/ "jobless bum" jokes 😭

I roasted their friend for not pursuing a higher education for their career and they hit me with "ok, and u got a degree, but look where that left u"

GOTCHA, NVM, BRB IM:

Why she look like brown sugar, cinnamon & honey incarnate? I’m dying over here bro
MI DIABLA 😈
MI ANGEL 😇
MI LOQUITA 🤪
EY!🎶

Obliterating the absolut fuck out of this Moon-Knight from Temu, Great-Value Mob, “we got Okarun at home” headass, Diet-Ash Ketchum lookinass, rizzler edge-lord wannabe ahh, AliExpress Deku mf so he learns that IIII AM the main character here. Fuck you & your poor, Ego-based excuse for a Jojo Stand.

Say less😈🏋🏽‍♂️

Oh? Yikers??

Uh, shout out self-discovering growers?

Fun😈

Always add “in bed” to fortune cookies for the fucksies

Reminder that this account is partially an artistic expression, partially a therapeutic outlet, and partially a social experiment.

Take everything this account expresses with a grain of salt, and always compare it to the more intentionally nuanced responses to it from @relativryan.com

Doing my best not to graffiti the backdrop of my stream with my gray matter while UV-ing in Blender. UV Packmaster 3 is at least tryna make sure I think it twice. But holy fuck is it annoying. Maybe I’m too Maya-pilled when it comes to UV-ing but…fuck.

*Ahem*
Hear me out

Yeah yeah, fine. I’m still gonna hold it over your head tho😈

Git gud

Stop emitting the light you hate to see bounce off others.

Where do you hide the side of you that others dislike?

I am @relativryan.com‘s.