Morales, Ryan | Absolutist | AbsolutRyan
@absolutryan.bsky.social
That side of @RelativRyan.com
I exist to display the full range of human expression, devoid of judgement, highlighting our disposition to lean towards the nuanced or the intense.
Where do you hide the side of you that people don’t like seeing? I am his.
I exist to display the full range of human expression, devoid of judgement, highlighting our disposition to lean towards the nuanced or the intense.
Where do you hide the side of you that people don’t like seeing? I am his.
On my way to gym to get exactly this big
Update on that one painting I was doing of Broly’s 236M from #DBFZ
I think I’ll be done with WIP posts from here on tho. Imma just keep going, finish it, and share it once it’s done. I’m also working on a special piece I’ll actually be selling tho so, keep an eye out.
Poisoned.
I think I’ll be done with WIP posts from here on tho. Imma just keep going, finish it, and share it once it’s done. I’m also working on a special piece I’ll actually be selling tho so, keep an eye out.
Poisoned.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
On my way to gym to get exactly this big
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Test post, pls like it only if you saw this on twitter AND bluesky.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Test post, pls like it only if you saw this on twitter AND bluesky.
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Quick lil sketch of Z Broly’s 236M from DBFZ.
May paint it fully someday, but for now I just wanted to sketch muscles after working on some feedback for a broader piece, and Z Broly is such a fun practice choice.
May paint it fully someday, but for now I just wanted to sketch muscles after working on some feedback for a broader piece, and Z Broly is such a fun practice choice.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Quick lil sketch of Z Broly’s 236M from DBFZ.
May paint it fully someday, but for now I just wanted to sketch muscles after working on some feedback for a broader piece, and Z Broly is such a fun practice choice.
May paint it fully someday, but for now I just wanted to sketch muscles after working on some feedback for a broader piece, and Z Broly is such a fun practice choice.
NAH BRO THIS EPISODE 16 OF DANDADAN WAS SO INSANE UGH
I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF
EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT
AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH!
TEARS BRO!
THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF
EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT
AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH!
TEARS BRO!
THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
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July 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
NAH BRO THIS EPISODE 16 OF DANDADAN WAS SO INSANE UGH
I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF
EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT
AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH!
TEARS BRO!
THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF
EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT
AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH!
TEARS BRO!
THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
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NEW MERCH ON MY STORE !!!
Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week!
Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀
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Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week!
Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀
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July 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
NEW MERCH ON MY STORE !!!
Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week!
Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀
relativryan.com
Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week!
Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀
relativryan.com
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AYO!!! 4 MORE ITEMS ADDED!! And you can get @absolutryan.bsky.social matching ones with the RelativRyan RGB aesthetic ones! Keep an eye out for more soon enough!
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Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔
I think they came out pretty nice🥹
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Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔
I think they came out pretty nice🥹
July 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
AYO!!! 4 MORE ITEMS ADDED!! And you can get @absolutryan.bsky.social matching ones with the RelativRyan RGB aesthetic ones! Keep an eye out for more soon enough!
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Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔
I think they came out pretty nice🥹
RelativRyan.com
Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔
I think they came out pretty nice🥹
I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING BANKS OF ALL KINDS TO OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT AT AND NO ONE TOLD ME ALLY BANK HAD A DARK MODE FEATURE FOR THEIR APP
IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??
IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING BANKS OF ALL KINDS TO OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT AT AND NO ONE TOLD ME ALLY BANK HAD A DARK MODE FEATURE FOR THEIR APP
IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??
IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??
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AYO! HUGE NEWS!!!
May 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
AYO! HUGE NEWS!!!
Making me create a Teams account for an interview is fucking insane because it signals to me that they use this wretched app for their communications... when Discord exists, or, at minimum, Slack.
May 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Making me create a Teams account for an interview is fucking insane because it signals to me that they use this wretched app for their communications... when Discord exists, or, at minimum, Slack.
NAH SAY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR CHEST, FUCK THIS ACTIVELY IMMORAL AND DECISIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN AND TREASONOUS ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS EVERY KNUCKLE-DRAGGING IMBECILE WHO SUPPORTS THEM
GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!
GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!
Anyway, rant over:
F✨ck GenerativeAI (and the theft of labor and IPs that go along with those currently practicing with it to compete against us on those same markets)
And F✨ck the heathens maining Steve, Sora, The Belmonts, Joker and Swordies playing online tonight.
F✨ck GenerativeAI (and the theft of labor and IPs that go along with those currently practicing with it to compete against us on those same markets)
And F✨ck the heathens maining Steve, Sora, The Belmonts, Joker and Swordies playing online tonight.
Life continues to ask me "kill your inner kid" in ways I simply can't allow. Idk how Imma engage w/the incoming lvls of "serious adult bullshit" while still retaining my playful personality, but ain't no fucking way Imma let life, full of all the misery it can, kill my inner kid.
May 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
NAH SAY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR CHEST, FUCK THIS ACTIVELY IMMORAL AND DECISIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN AND TREASONOUS ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS EVERY KNUCKLE-DRAGGING IMBECILE WHO SUPPORTS THEM
GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!
GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!
Did someone say… absolut? This was ABSOLUTLY a ME post and you TOOK IT! How dare you?!
There are absolutly no options in Substance Painter for me to tweak to get rid of this blasted artifact, so it's clearly a mesh issue of sorts. One that a different bundle of properties called "Ryan of Tomorrow" will have to handle cuz I should sleep.
May 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Did someone say… absolut? This was ABSOLUTLY a ME post and you TOOK IT! How dare you?!
IF I SEE ONE, JUST 1 MORE BAKING ARTIFACT
IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH
IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH
May 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
IF I SEE ONE, JUST 1 MORE BAKING ARTIFACT
IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH
IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH
tbh, he shoulda thrown several coins up in the air first... now we got hella tariffs to deal with smh
May 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
tbh, he shoulda thrown several coins up in the air first... now we got hella tariffs to deal with smh
Go follow and subscribe to this loser please, the guy’s running out of cash and subbing helps like crazy
NEW YOUTUBE SHORT ON MY CHANNEL!
AND ANOTHER ONE COMING TODAY OR TOMORROW!!!
youtube.com/shorts/KPGFL...
The next YT short is the ever-awaited clips of @fenwisper.bsky.social miraculously beating me in Smash Bros… hope y’all enjoy😒…😂
AND ANOTHER ONE COMING TODAY OR TOMORROW!!!
youtube.com/shorts/KPGFL...
The next YT short is the ever-awaited clips of @fenwisper.bsky.social miraculously beating me in Smash Bros… hope y’all enjoy😒…😂
I’m back…ish! 1500+ clips to be edited & shared soon! #relativryan #streaming #gaming #art #gamedev
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May 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Go follow and subscribe to this loser please, the guy’s running out of cash and subbing helps like crazy
I wanna make 2D art, but whatever paintings I can get done for 8hrs a day, in 5 days of a week, won’t give me a full month’s rent anywhere unless I charge enough for it, and…oddly enough, I think that should change.
April 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wanna make 2D art, but whatever paintings I can get done for 8hrs a day, in 5 days of a week, won’t give me a full month’s rent anywhere unless I charge enough for it, and…oddly enough, I think that should change.
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On our Discord (check bio):
A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for...
...once we restart streams
...after I get my own place again
...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary
(we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)
A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for...
...once we restart streams
...after I get my own place again
...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary
(we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)
April 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
On our Discord (check bio):
A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for...
...once we restart streams
...after I get my own place again
...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary
(we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)
A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for...
...once we restart streams
...after I get my own place again
...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary
(we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)
To put it lightly
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
To put it lightly
ABSOLUTLY FUCK THIS GUY I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I HATE HIMMMM
ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭
ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭
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April 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
ABSOLUTLY FUCK THIS GUY I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I HATE HIMMMM
ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭
ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭
April 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Things are rough. I’m at a medical appt for my gramma and… I FORGOT MY GBA!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! Dr. Eggman is gonna get these damn emeralds if I don’t collect EACH OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS—WITH EACH CHARACTER!!!
(Guess which Sonic game I’m on rn)
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! Dr. Eggman is gonna get these damn emeralds if I don’t collect EACH OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS—WITH EACH CHARACTER!!!
(Guess which Sonic game I’m on rn)
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April 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Things are rough. I’m at a medical appt for my gramma and… I FORGOT MY GBA!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! Dr. Eggman is gonna get these damn emeralds if I don’t collect EACH OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS—WITH EACH CHARACTER!!!
(Guess which Sonic game I’m on rn)
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! Dr. Eggman is gonna get these damn emeralds if I don’t collect EACH OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS—WITH EACH CHARACTER!!!
(Guess which Sonic game I’m on rn)
If you're making software of any kind where you can duplicate shit and the shortcut for it isn't CTRL+D, you're absolutly fucking despicable and I hate you morally. You disgust me viscerally, and I hope your parents continue to change the topic every time ppl ask about you.
March 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you're making software of any kind where you can duplicate shit and the shortcut for it isn't CTRL+D, you're absolutly fucking despicable and I hate you morally. You disgust me viscerally, and I hope your parents continue to change the topic every time ppl ask about you.
I HAVE FULLY BEEN INTRODUCED TO @newblood.games ‘s ULTRAKILL AND OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?! TOO HYPE
I CANT BELIEVE I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS YET
I OWE AN APOLOGY TO MY LIL BRO WHO TRIED TO PUT ME ON BUT IT WASNT TILL I HEARD GIANNI’S GABRIEL VOICE LINES THAT I GOT MAD CURIOUS
I CANT BELIEVE I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS YET
I OWE AN APOLOGY TO MY LIL BRO WHO TRIED TO PUT ME ON BUT IT WASNT TILL I HEARD GIANNI’S GABRIEL VOICE LINES THAT I GOT MAD CURIOUS
What?
How can this be?
Bested by this…this thing?!
You…
INSIGNIFICANT
FUCK!!!!
THIS
IS NOT
OVER!!!
How can this be?
Bested by this…this thing?!
You…
INSIGNIFICANT
FUCK!!!!
THIS
IS NOT
OVER!!!
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March 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I HAVE FULLY BEEN INTRODUCED TO @newblood.games ‘s ULTRAKILL AND OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?! TOO HYPE
I CANT BELIEVE I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS YET
I OWE AN APOLOGY TO MY LIL BRO WHO TRIED TO PUT ME ON BUT IT WASNT TILL I HEARD GIANNI’S GABRIEL VOICE LINES THAT I GOT MAD CURIOUS
I CANT BELIEVE I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS YET
I OWE AN APOLOGY TO MY LIL BRO WHO TRIED TO PUT ME ON BUT IT WASNT TILL I HEARD GIANNI’S GABRIEL VOICE LINES THAT I GOT MAD CURIOUS
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Honestly yeah tbf any feeling of agency is healthy.
I think everyone should believe their wallet vote matters (except me, Im built different and broke)
I think everyone should believe their wallet vote matters (except me, Im built different and broke)
March 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Honestly yeah tbf any feeling of agency is healthy.
I think everyone should believe their wallet vote matters (except me, Im built different and broke)
I think everyone should believe their wallet vote matters (except me, Im built different and broke)