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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 ;; 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟
𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟
𝐧͟𝐨͟.𝟕͟𝟓͟
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closing the hatch ? just press your palm into that panel up there .
closing the hatch ? just press your palm into that panel up there .
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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closing the hatch ? just press your palm into that panel up there .
closing the hatch ? just press your palm into that panel up there .
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at least try and take in as much information as you can since , y'know . you're going to be the next main pilot .
[ a rare occurrence where they actually sounded serious . getting the mech to rise up from the charging position , they pointed at a panel to their left . ]
do you mind
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at least try and take in as much information as you can since , y'know . you're going to be the next main pilot .
[ a rare occurrence where they actually sounded serious . getting the mech to rise up from the charging position , they pointed at a panel to their left . ]
do you mind
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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at least try and take in as much information as you can since , y'know . you're going to be the next main pilot .
[ a rare occurrence where they actually sounded serious . getting the mech to rise up from the charging position , they pointed at a panel to their left . ]
do you mind
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at least try and take in as much information as you can since , y'know . you're going to be the next main pilot .
[ a rare occurrence where they actually sounded serious . getting the mech to rise up from the charging position , they pointed at a panel to their left . ]
do you mind
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89 . wiggling their wrists , watching at the mecha powered on . ]
are you seriously asking that question ? of course i remember ! in fact , i know everything about c00lm3ch ! some stuff i bet you didn't know !
you would know if you listened to me all those lessons ago ~ ! ( 🎵 )
89 . wiggling their wrists , watching at the mecha powered on . ]
are you seriously asking that question ? of course i remember ! in fact , i know everything about c00lm3ch ! some stuff i bet you didn't know !
you would know if you listened to me all those lessons ago ~ ! ( 🎵 )
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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89 . wiggling their wrists , watching at the mecha powered on . ]
are you seriously asking that question ? of course i remember ! in fact , i know everything about c00lm3ch ! some stuff i bet you didn't know !
you would know if you listened to me all those lessons ago ~ ! ( 🎵 )
89 . wiggling their wrists , watching at the mecha powered on . ]
are you seriously asking that question ? of course i remember ! in fact , i know everything about c00lm3ch ! some stuff i bet you didn't know !
you would know if you listened to me all those lessons ago ~ ! ( 🎵 )
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their tail so it rested in front of them , before taking a seat in 89's lap . ]
ugh . this sucks . i miss the comfort of the mech's normal seat .
[ they groaned . cracking their knuckles . ]
their tail so it rested in front of them , before taking a seat in 89's lap . ]
ugh . this sucks . i miss the comfort of the mech's normal seat .
[ they groaned . cracking their knuckles . ]
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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their tail so it rested in front of them , before taking a seat in 89's lap . ]
ugh . this sucks . i miss the comfort of the mech's normal seat .
[ they groaned . cracking their knuckles . ]
their tail so it rested in front of them , before taking a seat in 89's lap . ]
ugh . this sucks . i miss the comfort of the mech's normal seat .
[ they groaned . cracking their knuckles . ]
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climbing right into the hatch after 89 did . . . trying to find a way to curl their tail because of how they gotta sit now . originally , they had the perfect and comfortable way to position their tail ! but adding another person to the equation ? makes things a bit awkward .
. . . curling
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climbing right into the hatch after 89 did . . . trying to find a way to curl their tail because of how they gotta sit now . originally , they had the perfect and comfortable way to position their tail ! but adding another person to the equation ? makes things a bit awkward .
. . . curling
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November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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climbing right into the hatch after 89 did . . . trying to find a way to curl their tail because of how they gotta sit now . originally , they had the perfect and comfortable way to position their tail ! but adding another person to the equation ? makes things a bit awkward .
. . . curling
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climbing right into the hatch after 89 did . . . trying to find a way to curl their tail because of how they gotta sit now . originally , they had the perfect and comfortable way to position their tail ! but adding another person to the equation ? makes things a bit awkward .
. . . curling
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whatever you wanted !
[ then , an imaginary lightbulb flickered on in their head ! ]
i can drive , and you can watch me ! /actually/ watch me , by the way .
you could learn things from me . . . one-time opportunity to learn from the best ~ ! the bestest around ~ !
whatever you wanted !
[ then , an imaginary lightbulb flickered on in their head ! ]
i can drive , and you can watch me ! /actually/ watch me , by the way .
you could learn things from me . . . one-time opportunity to learn from the best ~ ! the bestest around ~ !
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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whatever you wanted !
[ then , an imaginary lightbulb flickered on in their head ! ]
i can drive , and you can watch me ! /actually/ watch me , by the way .
you could learn things from me . . . one-time opportunity to learn from the best ~ ! the bestest around ~ !
whatever you wanted !
[ then , an imaginary lightbulb flickered on in their head ! ]
i can drive , and you can watch me ! /actually/ watch me , by the way .
you could learn things from me . . . one-time opportunity to learn from the best ~ ! the bestest around ~ !
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taunting right back at him ! ]
taunting right back at him ! ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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taunting right back at him ! ]
taunting right back at him ! ]
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they were pretty jealous . this entire ordeal is just stupid ! it made them frustrated ! ]
what ? a joyride ? with you ? driving ?
HAH ! are you /trying/ to get us both killed ? you'll probably get the mech's leg stuck on a utility pole !
[ they laughed , right in 89's face !
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they were pretty jealous . this entire ordeal is just stupid ! it made them frustrated ! ]
what ? a joyride ? with you ? driving ?
HAH ! are you /trying/ to get us both killed ? you'll probably get the mech's leg stuck on a utility pole !
[ they laughed , right in 89's face !
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November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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they were pretty jealous . this entire ordeal is just stupid ! it made them frustrated ! ]
what ? a joyride ? with you ? driving ?
HAH ! are you /trying/ to get us both killed ? you'll probably get the mech's leg stuck on a utility pole !
[ they laughed , right in 89's face !
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they were pretty jealous . this entire ordeal is just stupid ! it made them frustrated ! ]
what ? a joyride ? with you ? driving ?
HAH ! are you /trying/ to get us both killed ? you'll probably get the mech's leg stuck on a utility pole !
[ they laughed , right in 89's face !
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expression . ]
what ? !
. . . a little . okay , fine , of /course/ i am ! after all , i'm the only one who could pilot that thing correctly .
expression . ]
what ? !
. . . a little . okay , fine , of /course/ i am ! after all , i'm the only one who could pilot that thing correctly .
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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expression . ]
what ? !
. . . a little . okay , fine , of /course/ i am ! after all , i'm the only one who could pilot that thing correctly .
expression . ]
what ? !
. . . a little . okay , fine , of /course/ i am ! after all , i'm the only one who could pilot that thing correctly .
well i wouldn't be saying "i want food" if i didn't have a way to consume it IDIOT
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
well i wouldn't be saying "i want food" if i didn't have a way to consume it IDIOT