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that's the shield ! that's nowhere near the gun selection !

[ letting up , returning to a proper posture . then , pointing at the gun rotation button . putting an emphasis on where it was . ]

you should take notes of these things , 89 . i won't be here for much longer , so you should

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ouf- hey! leaning forward again, you're crushin' me-!

[smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...]

this one!

[nope... that was the shield. 💧]

i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!
. . . 💢

[ well , all that concern 75 had about their own posture somehow just , vanished ! leaning back now , not keeping upright anymore ! ]

and maaaybe if you listened to my /awesome/ advice , you would actually know how to drive c00lm3ch !
tell me , which button is it to switch the guns ?
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
. . . 💢

[ well , all that concern 75 had about their own posture somehow just , vanished ! leaning back now , not keeping upright anymore ! ]

and maaaybe if you listened to my /awesome/ advice , you would actually know how to drive c00lm3ch !
tell me , which button is it to switch the guns ?
"all those lessons ago"

:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!

[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
i know this is how it is , i'm just saying it sucks ! !
is this fine ? i doubt you're comfortable , but i just want to make sure you're alright with settling like that for the time we spent in here .

[ making sure to keep their posture upright so that they weren't completely leaning against

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November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i know this is how it is , i'm just saying it sucks ! !
is this fine ? i doubt you're comfortable , but i just want to make sure you're alright with settling like that for the time we spent in here .

[ making sure to keep their posture upright so that they weren't completely leaning against

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this is just how it is. i can't change how it works, otherwise i'd be completely separate from you!!

[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]

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[ 89 had a point . that's so annoying . . . why did the mech work that way ? i mean it made sense , but . . . how /dare/ it have a security feature that is an inconvenience to them at this very moment ? ! damn you n7 . . . ]

okay ! don't call me an idiot , you idiot !

[ they complained ,

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November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
[ 89 had a point . that's so annoying . . . why did the mech work that way ? i mean it made sense , but . . . how /dare/ it have a security feature that is an inconvenience to them at this very moment ? ! damn you n7 . . . ]

okay ! don't call me an idiot , you idiot !

[ they complained ,

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[squinting at 75... taking a bit of convincing. grabbing the keys again.]

fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.

[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]

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[ . . . oh ! he was offering 75 the spot to drive ! how generous !
75 just had to be an asshat about it . watching 89 put the keys back in his own belt , they frowned . ]

then why didn't you say that earlier , ya nerd ? !
okay , okay fine ! i'm sorry ! we can take the joyride , or

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November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
[ . . . oh ! he was offering 75 the spot to drive ! how generous !
75 just had to be an asshat about it . watching 89 put the keys back in his own belt , they frowned . ]

then why didn't you say that earlier , ya nerd ? !
okay , okay fine ! i'm sorry ! we can take the joyride , or

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no i wouldn't!!! 💢💢 look, i was offering YOU to drive, you buckethead! but now i'm not gonna! there goes my act of kindness!

[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]

kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!

>X[
i'm not washed at all ! ! and i'm not getting scrapped because of anything relating to my skill !
( otherwise , you wouldn't be my replacement since you're nowhere near my skill-level . )

[ rolling their eyes at the literal key jingling in front of them . crossing their arms . admittedly ,

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November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i'm not washed at all ! ! and i'm not getting scrapped because of anything relating to my skill !
( otherwise , you wouldn't be my replacement since you're nowhere near my skill-level . )

[ rolling their eyes at the literal key jingling in front of them . crossing their arms . admittedly ,

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you're just washed, 75! ~ this is why you're getting replaced. and this is why iiiii have the keys!

[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]

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either way , i should've at least sensed you nearby !
urgh . normally i'm perceptive , but i guess my antennae are still a little busted after --

[ not continuing any further . they stared at 89 once he mentioned the possibility of 75 yearning to pilot again , resulting in a flushed

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November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
either way , i should've at least sensed you nearby !
urgh . normally i'm perceptive , but i guess my antennae are still a little busted after --

[ not continuing any further . they stared at 89 once he mentioned the possibility of 75 yearning to pilot again , resulting in a flushed

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uhh, y'know, maybe because my signal is... different?

[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]

just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]

whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
ghk -- ! !

[ startled by the abrupt force hitting them ! tail spiking up rather aggressively , looking at 89 . ]

where the hell did you come from ? ! i didn't catch your signal ! ! ( 💢 )

[ they yelled -- before realizing they should /probably/ keep their voice down ! ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ghk -- ! !

[ startled by the abrupt force hitting them ! tail spiking up rather aggressively , looking at 89 . ]

where the hell did you come from ? ! i didn't catch your signal ! ! ( 💢 )

[ they yelled -- before realizing they should /probably/ keep their voice down ! ]
hey, pretty sweet, isn't it? that baby's gonna be all mine once i'm promoted!

[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
[ standing at the mech's idle area , staring at the mecha hooked up to all the charging equipment , ready or next use .

that gaze turned into a blank stare , zoning out . ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
[ standing at the mech's idle area , staring at the mecha hooked up to all the charging equipment , ready or next use .

that gaze turned into a blank stare , zoning out . ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[ staring . . . then , a big yawn ! ]

i'm so glad you're here . nothing's been happening today ! ! the admins aren't even around , so i haven't had any missions .

[ sticking their tongue out . completely flopped down ! ]
snuck in again because i missed you! hehe!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
— ? hey ! when did you get here ?

[ still laying down . . . they’re too lazy to actually get up . staring . ]
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[ streeetch ! sprawling out . they were comfortable . ]
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[ laying around , having a smirk on their face ! they’re being lazy , and they’re proud . ]
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[ screen eyes widening upon the contact ! a wide , derpy smile cracked up on their face in turn . lifting up their mask afterward . . . that mask was very reflecting on their actual expression ! same stupid , little smile . ]

you're both awesome AND squishy ! haha !

[ blehhh ! taunt ! ]
awesome, yes! but squishy and malleable? only on fridays!!!

[hugging back once they got their footing! planting a wet smooch right on 75’s screen- gross! staticy too!]
bwahahaha !

[ their hands were successfully pushed away ! in turn . . . for a big hug ! totally glomping scripter ! ]

i can't help it ! ! you're too awesome ! ! hahaha ! !

[ their little screen horns did little spins . . . little happy tail wags , too ! a total snugglebug . ]
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
bwahahaha !

[ their hands were successfully pushed away ! in turn . . . for a big hug ! totally glomping scripter ! ]

i can't help it ! ! you're too awesome ! ! hahaha ! !

[ their little screen horns did little spins . . . little happy tail wags , too ! a total snugglebug . ]
thank you.

...

wagh!!! 75!!!

[laughing now, he playfully raises his paws to try and resist! pushing them away (gently)!]

stop itttt!!
[ a little shrink . antennae twitch . ]

okay , i'm sorry .

. . .

[ grabbing his face again , and back to squishing it ! they can't help it , scripter was so cute ! ]
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
[ a little shrink . antennae twitch . ]

okay , i'm sorry .

. . .

[ grabbing his face again , and back to squishing it ! they can't help it , scripter was so cute ! ]
[bleeeeeck-! blehbleh-]

don't do thaaat! you're stretching my faux fur out! i'm totally gonna end up looking like a bulldog!
wh -- no ! ! that'd be embarrassing ! no way in hell i'm doing that !

[ now , stretching scripter's face out ! streeeetch ! and then , letting go . ]
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wh -- no ! ! that'd be embarrassing ! no way in hell i'm doing that !

[ now , stretching scripter's face out ! streeeetch ! and then , letting go . ]
[sticking his little blue tongue out with squished cheeks!]

you should go arf arf! it'd be cute if you did, i think!
you're not right , though ! i don't even go "arf arf" ! ! that's not me !

[ halting with the fur ruffling . instead , opting to just mess with their face instead ! squishing . . . being gentle , careful not to hurt the jerboa !
a little chuckle escaped them . ]
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
you're not right , though ! i don't even go "arf arf" ! ! that's not me !

[ halting with the fur ruffling . instead , opting to just mess with their face instead ! squishing . . . being gentle , careful not to hurt the jerboa !
a little chuckle escaped them . ]
[blbrblblblr- swirly eyes spinning around!]

hey! i don't want to shush! you're just mad i'm totally right! arf arf! that's you!
no i dooont ! i don't sound like a little puppy dog !
and i'm not cute !

[ letting him go , only to take their hands to his face . . . and then ruffling their fur playfully ! ]

shush !
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
no i dooont ! i don't sound like a little puppy dog !
and i'm not cute !

[ letting him go , only to take their hands to his face . . . and then ruffling their fur playfully ! ]

shush !
when you bark about how not cute you are, you sound exactly like a little puppy dog! hehehee!

[poking their nose!]
no it's not ! ! biscuit sounds like a name you'd give a tiny , cute dog !
i'm an evil , badass robot-soldier ! ! the complete opposite of a tiny , cute dog ! !

[ they dare to argue against such a statement ! trying to keep their hold on scripter as they bounced around ! ]
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
no it's not ! ! biscuit sounds like a name you'd give a tiny , cute dog !
i'm an evil , badass robot-soldier ! ! the complete opposite of a tiny , cute dog ! !

[ they dare to argue against such a statement ! trying to keep their hold on scripter as they bounced around ! ]
i don't careeee! biscuit is the most fitting name for you ever!

[sticking their tongue out, making a silly face! hopping up and down in 75's arms shortly after! bouncy jerboa!]
[ surprise hug ! though , they were quick to wrap their arms around scripter in their little embrace . . . tail wagging at a similar speed ! oh , so haappy ! they could barely contain it ! ]

what ? !
i told you , biscuit is too cute of a name for me !
>:/

[ . . . giggling afterward . ]
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
[ surprise hug ! though , they were quick to wrap their arms around scripter in their little embrace . . . tail wagging at a similar speed ! oh , so haappy ! they could barely contain it ! ]

what ? !
i told you , biscuit is too cute of a name for me !
>:/

[ . . . giggling afterward . ]
[taking 75 into a big hug! tail wagging faster, burying his face into their chest.]

my biscuit! hehehe!!
[ little white lines meant to be a blush appeared on their mask ! a derpy little smile . . . oh , they're so stupidly happy ! ]

hehehahahaaa ~ ! !
umm . . . ummmm . . . hmmm . . . i dunno what else to say . heehehe . . .

[ they're still learning how to do this stuff ! ]
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
[ little white lines meant to be a blush appeared on their mask ! a derpy little smile . . . oh , they're so stupidly happy ! ]

hehehahahaaa ~ ! !
umm . . . ummmm . . . hmmm . . . i dunno what else to say . heehehe . . .

[ they're still learning how to do this stuff ! ]
hehehe-!!

okok-
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 00100000 01010101 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001111 !!

[giggling into their paws, tail wagging too! how scandalous!]
[ tail wagging ! about to respond but -- oh ! having an idea !
looking left , looking right . . . ]

.. / .-.. --- ...- / ..-

[ a evil little snicker ! robotic flirts . ]
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
[ tail wagging ! about to respond but -- oh ! having an idea !
looking left , looking right . . . ]

.. / .-.. --- ...- / ..-

[ a evil little snicker ! robotic flirts . ]
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM