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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 ;; 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟
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𝐧͟𝐨͟.𝟕͟𝟓͟
Pinned
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𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
just stole a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates and then knocked over everything in the valentines day aisle . i feel accomplished ^_^
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
just stole a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates and then knocked over everything in the valentines day aisle . i feel accomplished ^_^
// like for 75's opinion on ur muse . . . 👀
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
// like for 75's opinion on ur muse . . . 👀
Reposted by ➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃
valentines day is for nerds .
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
valentines day is for nerds .
is my name even 75 anymore . it doesn't make sense because the reason i was named 75 is because i was the 75th soldier in the team .
but now i'm not apart of any team . so what even am i now . i'm not the 75th of anything
but now i'm not apart of any team . so what even am i now . i'm not the 75th of anything
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
is my name even 75 anymore . it doesn't make sense because the reason i was named 75 is because i was the 75th soldier in the team .
but now i'm not apart of any team . so what even am i now . i'm not the 75th of anything
but now i'm not apart of any team . so what even am i now . i'm not the 75th of anything
i'm so mad like all the time everyday
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i'm so mad like all the time everyday
[ tail wagging , although their expression read as anxious . wiggling their antennae , as if trying to communicate to somewhere , someone . . . to no avail . ]
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
[ tail wagging , although their expression read as anxious . wiggling their antennae , as if trying to communicate to somewhere , someone . . . to no avail . ]
[ they're thinking to themselves . making themselves worry in the process ! ]
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
[ they're thinking to themselves . making themselves worry in the process ! ]
[ sleeping , entirely curled up . . . holding onto their tail . ]
zzzz . . . ( 💤 )
zzzz . . . ( 💤 )
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
[ sleeping , entirely curled up . . . holding onto their tail . ]
zzzz . . . ( 💤 )
zzzz . . . ( 💤 )
yasuo players dni
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 AM
yasuo players dni
here's the deal : i gank your lane , you pay me back by giving me your turret minion . fair trade
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM
here's the deal : i gank your lane , you pay me back by giving me your turret minion . fair trade
cs tax
You really gotta stop stealing my cs man (gender neutral) you're kinda pissing me off
highkey got the boot from my team so i'm playing league of legends again .
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
cs tax
can you be nice to my coping mechanism
you can’t get rid of the league player. i knew what you were.
HEY WHEN I WAS IN THE TEAM I WAS RETIRED FROM LEAGUE
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
can you be nice to my coping mechanism
HEY WHEN I WAS IN THE TEAM I WAS RETIRED FROM LEAGUE
no wonder headquarters smells better lately
highkey got the boot from my team so i'm playing league of legends again .
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
HEY WHEN I WAS IN THE TEAM I WAS RETIRED FROM LEAGUE
highkey got the boot from my team so i'm playing league of legends again .
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
highkey got the boot from my team so i'm playing league of legends again .
people who fart DNI ! ! !
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
people who fart DNI ! ! !
Reposted by ➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃
over five foot dni this is so sad . little guy can't ever eat at any restaurant . sees the cashier and has to excuse themselves
my dni list:
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
over five foot dni this is so sad . little guy can't ever eat at any restaurant . sees the cashier and has to excuse themselves
READ THE SIGN BUDDY
<- six feet tall
if you're over 5'0 dni i'm pissed off
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
READ THE SIGN BUDDY
my dni list:
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
my dni list:
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
my creator - HARD DNI
that one 13 year old who called me gay in modern warfare - DNI
people over 5'0 - DNI
CLOCKWORK - SUPER DUPER DUPER DNI
ANY ADMIN IN GENERAL EXCEPT FOR SCRIPTER HE DOESN'T COUNT - DNI DNI DNI DNI
people who think chocolate ice cream is good ice cream - DNI
getting rid of everyone who is taller than me
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
getting rid of everyone who is taller than me
nope , i don't !
. . . but ! you're talking to a master in the art of committing crimes ! and trust me , the workers at that place are a bunch of scaredy-cats !
[ they giggled , flopping next to scripter . . . white eyes looking back at him . ]
it'll be a bit harder with my lack of
+
. . . but ! you're talking to a master in the art of committing crimes ! and trust me , the workers at that place are a bunch of scaredy-cats !
[ they giggled , flopping next to scripter . . . white eyes looking back at him . ]
it'll be a bit harder with my lack of
+
do you even have money for that??
[he's laying in a ball, all limbs perfectly tucked in except his tail- which wagged in tandem with his nose.]
if not... i'll give you some of mine!
[he's laying in a ball, all limbs perfectly tucked in except his tail- which wagged in tandem with his nose.]
if not... i'll give you some of mine!
. . . i dunno if builder brothers even has that stuff --
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
nope , i don't !
. . . but ! you're talking to a master in the art of committing crimes ! and trust me , the workers at that place are a bunch of scaredy-cats !
[ they giggled , flopping next to scripter . . . white eyes looking back at him . ]
it'll be a bit harder with my lack of
+
. . . but ! you're talking to a master in the art of committing crimes ! and trust me , the workers at that place are a bunch of scaredy-cats !
[ they giggled , flopping next to scripter . . . white eyes looking back at him . ]
it'll be a bit harder with my lack of
+
. . . i dunno if builder brothers even has that stuff --
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
i like taco pizza. i don't know if that's a thing but that's what i would like more than anything else on this planet
[wiggle wiggle wiggle]
[wiggle wiggle wiggle]
i uh --
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
. . . i dunno if builder brothers even has that stuff --
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
w-whatever ! i-i'll get it for you ! then , then we can both have pizza !
[ antennae wiggling aswell ! in a similar rhythm as scripter's nose . . . they were excited ! ]
i uh --
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
[looking up! doing this]
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 AM
i uh --
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
[ looking at their nose , letting out a little chuckle ! cute . . . ]
. . . i was gonna ask you if you like pizza . and if you do , what kind of pizza do you like . since , y'know . . . it's apparently pizza day tomorrow .
scripter ? scripter ! hey , scripter ! i got a question .
[ antennae wiggling , seeming really eager ! ]
[ antennae wiggling , seeming really eager ! ]
[nose wiggling...]
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
scripter ? scripter ! hey , scripter ! i got a question .
[ antennae wiggling , seeming really eager ! ]
[ antennae wiggling , seeming really eager ! ]