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𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
well --
. . . why should i answer that ? ! either way , no matter my experience , i'd be a /way/ better ruler than my current boss !
. . . why should i answer that ? ! either way , no matter my experience , i'd be a /way/ better ruler than my current boss !
hmm...
but like. a lot of people?
[squint. thinking emoji]
but like. a lot of people?
[squint. thinking emoji]
uh . well , i-- . . . hm .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
well --
. . . why should i answer that ? ! either way , no matter my experience , i'd be a /way/ better ruler than my current boss !
. . . why should i answer that ? ! either way , no matter my experience , i'd be a /way/ better ruler than my current boss !
uh . well , i-- . . . hm .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
have you ever actually ordered anyone around before?
what ?
but , but . . . why not ? :(
but , but . . . why not ? :(
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
uh . well , i-- . . . hm .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
technically ? i guess ? not as the role of a commander but , i have ordered people around before .
what ?
but , but . . . why not ? :(
but , but . . . why not ? :(
normally i support you in every way, but i don't think so
i'd say let team c00lkidd rule okodomos , but honestly ? nope ! the guy who's behind that is a total idiot ! so instead of the team . . . let /me/ rule ! i'll be the c00lest ruler you've ever seen ! !
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
what ?
but , but . . . why not ? :(
but , but . . . why not ? :(
no , not you . idiot . go do your homework , twerp .
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
no , not you . idiot . go do your homework , twerp .
i'd say let team c00lkidd rule okodomos , but honestly ? nope ! the guy who's behind that is a total idiot ! so instead of the team . . . let /me/ rule ! i'll be the c00lest ruler you've ever seen ! !
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
i'd say let team c00lkidd rule okodomos , but honestly ? nope ! the guy who's behind that is a total idiot ! so instead of the team . . . let /me/ rule ! i'll be the c00lest ruler you've ever seen ! !
this is exactly why everyone should just let me do my job ! i'll rid these stupid idiots off the face of okodomos !
. . . sorry , i got here late . are we shit-talking the admins ? let me join , let me join !
. . . sorry , i got here late . are we shit-talking the admins ? let me join , let me join !
December 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
this is exactly why everyone should just let me do my job ! i'll rid these stupid idiots off the face of okodomos !
. . . sorry , i got here late . are we shit-talking the admins ? let me join , let me join !
. . . sorry , i got here late . are we shit-talking the admins ? let me join , let me join !
. . . i just realized i missed pizza friday .
[ slamming their fist on the floor . sob , sob . ]
[ slamming their fist on the floor . sob , sob . ]
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
. . . i just realized i missed pizza friday .
[ slamming their fist on the floor . sob , sob . ]
[ slamming their fist on the floor . sob , sob . ]
ugh . i'm alive .
. . . why do i still feel like SHIT ! !
[ flopping back down ! laying completely flat . ]
. . . why do i still feel like SHIT ! !
[ flopping back down ! laying completely flat . ]
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ugh . i'm alive .
. . . why do i still feel like SHIT ! !
[ flopping back down ! laying completely flat . ]
. . . why do i still feel like SHIT ! !
[ flopping back down ! laying completely flat . ]
Reposted by ➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃
75 shut the fuck up
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
75 shut the fuck up
Reposted by ➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃
"I HOPE IT NEVER WAKES UP AGAIN"
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"I HOPE IT NEVER WAKES UP AGAIN"
eeeugh . . . . oough . . . six . . . seveeen . . .
[ shuts down ]
[ shuts down ]
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
eeeugh . . . . oough . . . six . . . seveeen . . .
[ shuts down ]
[ shuts down ]
[ bedridden for the time being . still recovering from the damages that usb left on them . ]
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[ bedridden for the time being . still recovering from the damages that usb left on them . ]
[ nod , nod . clenching their fist out of rage — then freezing for just a few seconds ! then , falling backward .
thankfully it wasn’t due to a crash or anything ! they’re just so tired and in so much pain , though that movement can for sure mess with the operation . ]
thankfully it wasn’t due to a crash or anything ! they’re just so tired and in so much pain , though that movement can for sure mess with the operation . ]
of course it was. and clockwork, too? must be pretty miserable seeing all of his pop-ups. i know you hate that guy...
[ looking away , ashamed of themselves ! they couldn't respond properly with the voice that they have , so they'll use an alternative . ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[ nod , nod . clenching their fist out of rage — then freezing for just a few seconds ! then , falling backward .
thankfully it wasn’t due to a crash or anything ! they’re just so tired and in so much pain , though that movement can for sure mess with the operation . ]
thankfully it wasn’t due to a crash or anything ! they’re just so tired and in so much pain , though that movement can for sure mess with the operation . ]
[ looking away , ashamed of themselves ! they couldn't respond properly with the voice that they have , so they'll use an alternative . ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
what exactly got you into this situation? this is ridiculous...
[busy operating! just talking to herself.]
[busy operating! just talking to herself.]
[ still , they aren't taking this well at all . poor thing is on the constant brink of crashing .
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[ looking away , ashamed of themselves ! they couldn't respond properly with the voice that they have , so they'll use an alternative . ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
.- -.. -- .. -.
[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
[ still , they aren't taking this well at all . poor thing is on the constant brink of crashing .
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[ still , they aren't taking this well at all . poor thing is on the constant brink of crashing .
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
[ is having the worst performance spikes of their entire life ? ? ?
needless to say . . . no getting into the mech for a while . yikes . ]
needless to say . . . no getting into the mech for a while . yikes . ]
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
[ is having the worst performance spikes of their entire life ? ? ?
needless to say . . . no getting into the mech for a while . yikes . ]
needless to say . . . no getting into the mech for a while . yikes . ]
[ completely face first into the snow ! judging by the slight twitching , they're not taking that bomb very well .
literally frying at the very moment ! ]
literally frying at the very moment ! ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
[ completely face first into the snow ! judging by the slight twitching , they're not taking that bomb very well .
literally frying at the very moment ! ]
literally frying at the very moment ! ]
aaaaaAAAUGH ! ! WAIT ! WAIT ! I'M DEFENSELESS ! I HAVE NO WEAPON EQUIPPED ! ! THIS IS UNFAIR ! ! YOU'RE CHEATING ! !
SOMEONE , HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE ! !
[ running off ! it was a pretty funny sight . ]
SOMEONE , HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE ! !
[ running off ! it was a pretty funny sight . ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
aaaaaAAAUGH ! ! WAIT ! WAIT ! I'M DEFENSELESS ! I HAVE NO WEAPON EQUIPPED ! ! THIS IS UNFAIR ! ! YOU'RE CHEATING ! !
SOMEONE , HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE ! !
[ running off ! it was a pretty funny sight . ]
SOMEONE , HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE ! !
[ running off ! it was a pretty funny sight . ]
NO . NO NO NO . DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT . STAY AWAY .
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
NO . NO NO NO . DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT . STAY AWAY .
DUDE ! ! ! !
too bad. that's your christmas gift you greedy robot.
what .
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
DUDE ! ! ! !
what .
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
zipbomb
saying that when you got STUPIDwork on your side is crazy work . i'm a gorgeous piece of work ! you're just stupid !
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
what .
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
that's not what i asked for . don't give me a zipbomb
saying that when you got STUPIDwork on your side is crazy work . i'm a gorgeous piece of work ! you're just stupid !
yes. you're horrendous to gaze upon
IT WASN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION I DID THIS YEAR ? ? ? YOU JUST THINK I'M UGLY ? ? ? ?
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
saying that when you got STUPIDwork on your side is crazy work . i'm a gorgeous piece of work ! you're just stupid !
IT WASN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION I DID THIS YEAR ? ? ? YOU JUST THINK I'M UGLY ? ? ? ?
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
i didn't even want to look at you and it's a crime you're making me do so again
dude santa didn't get me SHIT this year . NOT EVEN COAL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO ! ! JUST NOTHING BRO
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
IT WASN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION I DID THIS YEAR ? ? ? YOU JUST THINK I'M UGLY ? ? ? ?
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
i was REALLY looking forward to some coal
dude santa didn't get me SHIT this year . NOT EVEN COAL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO ! ! JUST NOTHING BRO
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
dude santa didn't get me SHIT this year . NOT EVEN COAL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO ! ! JUST NOTHING BRO
[ completely sprawled out in the snow ! um .
i don't know why they're like that . that's scary . ]
i don't know why they're like that . that's scary . ]
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
[ completely sprawled out in the snow ! um .
i don't know why they're like that . that's scary . ]
i don't know why they're like that . that's scary . ]