abram AKA “The Funky Khazar”
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i always think it’s funny when people are like “i’m a midwest 10 but a new york 6” meanwhile i have several friends who look/behave like they’re half-raccoon and have 8 boyfriends
August 8, 2023 at 4:36 PM
i always think it’s funny when people are like “i’m a midwest 10 but a new york 6” meanwhile i have several friends who look/behave like they’re half-raccoon and have 8 boyfriends
several years ago i told a man i liked his jacket and asked where he got it his response was “oh it’s a pretty expensive brand”
i think about this interaction often and every time i do i get pissed off all over again
i think about this interaction often and every time i do i get pissed off all over again
August 7, 2023 at 1:52 AM
several years ago i told a man i liked his jacket and asked where he got it his response was “oh it’s a pretty expensive brand”
i think about this interaction often and every time i do i get pissed off all over again
i think about this interaction often and every time i do i get pissed off all over again
mitski is the queen of my heart and she rules with an iron fist
July 26, 2023 at 4:46 PM
mitski is the queen of my heart and she rules with an iron fist
i don’t think
we would get along
if we met irl
we would get along
if we met irl
two and a half hours into beau is afraid (2023) and this is the longest and most miserable three hours of my life since one week ago when i spent a different miserable three hours watching inland empire (2006). no woman has suffered more than me.
July 25, 2023 at 4:49 AM
i don’t think
we would get along
if we met irl
we would get along
if we met irl
it’s charming when canadians pretend they’re different from americans in any significant way. culturally speaking canada is just another US state with a very large local tv market
July 14, 2023 at 5:17 PM
it’s charming when canadians pretend they’re different from americans in any significant way. culturally speaking canada is just another US state with a very large local tv market
very special screenshot. i will cherish it.
July 8, 2023 at 4:09 AM
very special screenshot. i will cherish it.
gotta make sure i get my daily skeets in…..
July 7, 2023 at 11:12 PM
gotta make sure i get my daily skeets in…..
“happy 4th”
July 4, 2023 at 10:54 PM
“happy 4th”
cigarette. on the rocks. and buddy, go easy on the nicotine.
July 4, 2023 at 2:04 PM
cigarette. on the rocks. and buddy, go easy on the nicotine.
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follow me back and this could be us, on high in bluesky's tomorrows
July 3, 2023 at 10:35 AM
follow me back and this could be us, on high in bluesky's tomorrows
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hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
July 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
looking for other members of the #fernet community
where my ferniacs?
where my ferniacs?
July 2, 2023 at 8:54 PM
looking for other members of the #fernet community
where my ferniacs?
where my ferniacs?
does anyone here have an opinion about zionism? sound off below 👇👇
July 2, 2023 at 3:59 PM
does anyone here have an opinion about zionism? sound off below 👇👇
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Marwen
July 1, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Marwen
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she rate on my limit til i exceed
July 1, 2023 at 3:03 PM
she rate on my limit til i exceed
i think twitter might actually be broken so you guys will be getting my Side-A content for now
July 1, 2023 at 3:07 PM
i think twitter might actually be broken so you guys will be getting my Side-A content for now
elon musk haters are just jealous that their torsos aren’t as uniquely shaped as his
June 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
elon musk haters are just jealous that their torsos aren’t as uniquely shaped as his
RFK Jr is really living up to the Kennedy name (being a dumb half-handsome piece of shit)
RFK Jr. promises to kill the science of epidemiology.
“I do not believe that infectious disease is an enormous threat to human health,” Kennedy added. The presidential hopeful stated that if he assumed office, he would target medical journals and redirect funding grants away from epidemiology.
“I do not believe that infectious disease is an enormous threat to human health,” Kennedy added. The presidential hopeful stated that if he assumed office, he would target medical journals and redirect funding grants away from epidemiology.
RFK Jr. Claims ‘Vaccine Research’ Likely Responsible for HIV and the Spanish Flu
Presidential Candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed vaccine research was responsible for diseases like HIV, RSV, Lyme disease, and the Spanish flu.
www.rollingstone.com
June 29, 2023 at 10:12 PM
RFK Jr is really living up to the Kennedy name (being a dumb half-handsome piece of shit)
what if cigarettes was good for ye
June 29, 2023 at 9:58 PM
what if cigarettes was good for ye
i think in an ideal world i would be able to sustain myself by appearing in regional shakespeare productions for the rest of my life
June 27, 2023 at 8:18 PM
i think in an ideal world i would be able to sustain myself by appearing in regional shakespeare productions for the rest of my life