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Abraham Piper
@abrahampiper.bsky.social
Language, factoids, pseudo-intellectualism, and sacrilege.
But…but…isn’t that second sentence a hypothetical??
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Some backyard shenanigans now that we finally have snow.
December 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Apparently, I decided to include a review from my son when I froze tonight’s dinner a few months ago.
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I picked up some combat boots yesterday... There’s a date on them: August, 1966. And a name: Martin M. G—.

It took about 10 seconds to find him. He’s 79 and lives 11 miles from me.

Am I going to do anything with this information? Not practically, no. But I do like a boot with an ethos…
November 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Our family is divided in today’s contest. Pray for us.
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Language purists don’t actually have anything pure to preserve. They just prefer the previous contaminants.
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
If you follow me, you follow Budget, too. So, you know, come along if you feel like it. 🤷‍♀️👋😼
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I saw this “self-help” book at a vintage shop and #8 from his list of 20 made me chuckle.
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Alan Watts addressing pronouns as he “explains” god to a child…
November 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
can’t decide which phone case to get
November 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Benjamin Franklin apocryphally said, “Most men die at 25 and we bury them at 70.”

But Emil Cioran *actually* said…
November 17, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Some behind-the-scenes decision making happening over here… 🤔😆
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Getting an “invalid handle” flag from @bsky.app but I’m not sure they know what an invalid handle actually is
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM