💢BOWSER💢
@abossapproaches.bsky.social
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AIN'T NOBODY GONNA COME AND FIGHT ME, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I GOT MAD REPTILLIAN PRIDE! ⠀ ⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!*
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
February 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!*
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
[ sitting at a desk, that has a nameplate that says 'CEO of national tragedies' ]
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
[ sitting at a desk, that has a nameplate that says 'CEO of national tragedies' ]
See, look. Now you're big now. WAHOO! MARIO GO TIME! YIPPEE!!
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 AM
See, look. Now you're big now. WAHOO! MARIO GO TIME! YIPPEE!!
GO HERE RIGHT NOW. AND GET BOWSER'S EIGHT RED COINS. SICKO
November 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
GO HERE RIGHT NOW. AND GET BOWSER'S EIGHT RED COINS. SICKO
FFFUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu
November 21, 2024 at 3:02 AM
FFFUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu
Nuh Uh Nope go to bowser space
November 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Nuh Uh Nope go to bowser space
Alright, stop YAPPING about Herobrine already and help me push! What’re you guys, FRIENDLIEST?! We got one minute left on the clock!
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Alright, stop YAPPING about Herobrine already and help me push! What’re you guys, FRIENDLIEST?! We got one minute left on the clock!
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
back in my lair, once more. you bet I didn’t have one of these, did ya? observe my rig. Six different monitors? Effervescent. I can play Nintendo switch AND PC at the same time. You see the upper left one? THAT’S the iggy cam. Can’t leave that guy unsupervised.
November 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
back in my lair, once more. you bet I didn’t have one of these, did ya? observe my rig. Six different monitors? Effervescent. I can play Nintendo switch AND PC at the same time. You see the upper left one? THAT’S the iggy cam. Can’t leave that guy unsupervised.
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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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November 20, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
⠀
⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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