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@abossapproaches.bsky.social
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AIN'T NOBODY GONNA COME AND FIGHT ME, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I GOT MAD REPTILLIAN PRIDE! ⠀ ⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
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@abossapproaches.bsky.social
· Nov 20
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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤
⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL,
⠀it is i your one and only king;
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ BOWSER KOOPA.
⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen,
⠀a little slow and a little green,
⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say,
⎣⠀⠀⠀ SUPER DOOPA.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦
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what kind of plumkber is this?
this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
July 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
what kind of plumkber is this?
this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber
dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED
yours, king bowser koopa the first
yours, king bowser koopa the first
July 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED
yours, king bowser koopa the first
yours, king bowser koopa the first
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious
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ahh… what a dolorful day…
May 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ahh… what a dolorful day…
alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you
April 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you
Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!
Nevermind I just heard the audio.
April 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ECONOMY!! WHY ARE RED COINS LIKE THIS
[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole
March 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
[ completely unflinching as the brick shatters into a million pieces against his forehead ] that was a toad you asshole
[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck
Crazy, I usually hear yours
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[ has been staring at this post for 23 days trying to come up with a retort ] Fuck
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It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads...
#VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ
...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
#VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ
...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
February 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It was too much of a pain to stop, so, I changed roads...
#VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ
...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
#VOCALOIDRP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ
...And pretended I was going the wrong way from the start. 🥖
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!*
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
February 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
hubba hubba... a WOMAN!*
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
*king bowser koopa does not condone people being creeps or weird about the opposite gender specifically
(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!!
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
(( I love people who reply through shadowposting!!!! I love somebody who likes a post and then writes a reply to it on the timeline instead of using the comment function or quote tweeting !!! I LOVE NOT SEEING THINGS OR KNOWINF WHAT’S GOING ON!!!
i just got killed by ness dont hit me up
January 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i just got killed by ness dont hit me up
(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee
January 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
(( oh yeah i also wanted to write dk so let keee
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@spacestandart.bsky.social just in case you forgot. my kids are better than YOUR kids at soccer
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@spacestandart.bsky.social just in case you forgot. my kids are better than YOUR kids at soccer
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(( i GOTTA get king boo back
January 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(( i GOTTA get king boo back
Well well well…. If it isn’t the blowjob brothers…!
January 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well well well…. If it isn’t the blowjob brothers…!
(( @octavo.femboy.gg hey how fucking much was this custom domain by the way
November 24, 2024 at 6:03 AM
(( @octavo.femboy.gg hey how fucking much was this custom domain by the way
