Andreas Corner
@abos80.bsky.social
Construction surveyor, father of two sons, dog lover, nerd, philosopher, thinker…
A guy with a harsh childhood.
A guy with a harsh childhood.
Salwan Momika you will be remembered.
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Salwan Momika you will be remembered.
If you don’t try you will never fail.
I fail a lot!
I fail a lot!
December 25, 2024 at 3:12 PM
If you don’t try you will never fail.
I fail a lot!
I fail a lot!
An image from when me and my family visited a human compost.
December 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
An image from when me and my family visited a human compost.
If everyone is after you at work, if you need to put out “fires”.
Just tel yourself “Let it burn”.
Just tel yourself “Let it burn”.
November 27, 2024 at 9:27 AM
If everyone is after you at work, if you need to put out “fires”.
Just tel yourself “Let it burn”.
Just tel yourself “Let it burn”.
Where’s all that spare time I need to fulfill my dreams?
Got a full time jobb and a family with two kids.
Life is to short!
Got a full time jobb and a family with two kids.
Life is to short!
a close up of a black dog with a surprised look on his face
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November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Where’s all that spare time I need to fulfill my dreams?
Got a full time jobb and a family with two kids.
Life is to short!
Got a full time jobb and a family with two kids.
Life is to short!
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Fear and anxiety is the cerebellum lying to you, don’t listen!
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Fear and anxiety is the cerebellum lying to you, don’t listen!
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They: “Just be yourself”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
They: “Just be yourself”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
We all have a personal struggle.
We all have our own personal feelings about that struggle.
Do not compare your struggle to others.
Be kind!
We all have our own personal feelings about that struggle.
Do not compare your struggle to others.
Be kind!
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
We all have a personal struggle.
We all have our own personal feelings about that struggle.
Do not compare your struggle to others.
Be kind!
We all have our own personal feelings about that struggle.
Do not compare your struggle to others.
Be kind!
Yesterday Ukraine sent a large metallic dildo to Putin.
Putin said he had had larger ones.
Putin said he had had larger ones.
November 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Yesterday Ukraine sent a large metallic dildo to Putin.
Putin said he had had larger ones.
Putin said he had had larger ones.
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Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable
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YOU are practically living on a grain of sand in the universe.
And people are fighting over parts of that grain.
And people are fighting over parts of that grain.
a close up of a sandy surface with waves coming out of it
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November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
YOU are practically living on a grain of sand in the universe.
And people are fighting over parts of that grain.
And people are fighting over parts of that grain.
I know the feeling!
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I know the feeling!
Well…
I had two panic attacks for breakfast today, lots of cold sweat.
I’ve learned to handle them, I’m not afraid anymore. Just breathe slow and try to relax and they stop.
It’s like having a bad back but it’s in the head.
I had two panic attacks for breakfast today, lots of cold sweat.
I’ve learned to handle them, I’m not afraid anymore. Just breathe slow and try to relax and they stop.
It’s like having a bad back but it’s in the head.
a frog is laying on its back in the water with the words `` chill chill out '' written below it .
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November 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Well…
I had two panic attacks for breakfast today, lots of cold sweat.
I’ve learned to handle them, I’m not afraid anymore. Just breathe slow and try to relax and they stop.
It’s like having a bad back but it’s in the head.
I had two panic attacks for breakfast today, lots of cold sweat.
I’ve learned to handle them, I’m not afraid anymore. Just breathe slow and try to relax and they stop.
It’s like having a bad back but it’s in the head.
They: “Just be yourself”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
They: “Just be yourself”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
Me: “But you don’t like that part of me”
If people can’t even get along with their neighbours then how can there be peace in world.
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
If people can’t even get along with their neighbours then how can there be peace in world.
This is the father of the penis enlargers.
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
This is the father of the penis enlargers.
“What we do in life echoes in eternity!”
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 PM
“What we do in life echoes in eternity!”
Fear and anxiety is the cerebellum lying to you, don’t listen!
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Fear and anxiety is the cerebellum lying to you, don’t listen!
The toes are for finding furniture, I learned that the painful way.
November 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
The toes are for finding furniture, I learned that the painful way.
Built without excavators, just with blood and sweat.
November 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Built without excavators, just with blood and sweat.
Found a really old road beneath the present road.
Sadly we had to demolish it.
Sadly we had to demolish it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Found a really old road beneath the present road.
Sadly we had to demolish it.
Sadly we had to demolish it.
Humans are clearly apes, if they were intelligent they wouldn’t start wars.
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Humans are clearly apes, if they were intelligent they wouldn’t start wars.