ABigFatGeek
@abigfatgeek.bsky.social
He/Him/They | Twitter Refugee | Independent Producer, Maker, Occasional Streamer | IT'S👏 GEEK 👏 NOT 👏 GREEK 👏| linktr.ee/abigfatgeek | Owner at @battlebaubles.bsky.social
My partner and I went as Bob and Linda Burger for Halloween
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My partner and I went as Bob and Linda Burger for Halloween
The last time the religious nutcases thought they were going to heaven (Nov. 21, 2011) my friends and I got a cake to celebrate.
Might have to go out and do this again today.
Happy Rapture, everyone!
#rapture #itstherapture #happyrapture
Might have to go out and do this again today.
Happy Rapture, everyone!
#rapture #itstherapture #happyrapture
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The last time the religious nutcases thought they were going to heaven (Nov. 21, 2011) my friends and I got a cake to celebrate.
Might have to go out and do this again today.
Happy Rapture, everyone!
#rapture #itstherapture #happyrapture
Might have to go out and do this again today.
Happy Rapture, everyone!
#rapture #itstherapture #happyrapture
I'm stunned. Popeye's actually released a "spicy" product that lives up to its name - the Last Dab Ranch actually tastes like it has The Last Dab in it.
It's delicious. Spicy food lovers, go get this RN.
The Rojo Chicken Sandwich is pretty good too, but maybe only a 3-4 on the spice scale.
It's delicious. Spicy food lovers, go get this RN.
The Rojo Chicken Sandwich is pretty good too, but maybe only a 3-4 on the spice scale.
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm stunned. Popeye's actually released a "spicy" product that lives up to its name - the Last Dab Ranch actually tastes like it has The Last Dab in it.
It's delicious. Spicy food lovers, go get this RN.
The Rojo Chicken Sandwich is pretty good too, but maybe only a 3-4 on the spice scale.
It's delicious. Spicy food lovers, go get this RN.
The Rojo Chicken Sandwich is pretty good too, but maybe only a 3-4 on the spice scale.
The person in front of me at Taco Bell just dropped $82 for their order.
I just made that much working DoorDash all night.
What the fuck.
I just made that much working DoorDash all night.
What the fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The person in front of me at Taco Bell just dropped $82 for their order.
I just made that much working DoorDash all night.
What the fuck.
I just made that much working DoorDash all night.
What the fuck.
You can't really tell from this photo but my Meijer brand "Zesty Ranch" chips skipped the seasoning part of the mass production process - lol oops
Anyway; where are the Epstein Files?
Anyway; where are the Epstein Files?
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You can't really tell from this photo but my Meijer brand "Zesty Ranch" chips skipped the seasoning part of the mass production process - lol oops
Anyway; where are the Epstein Files?
Anyway; where are the Epstein Files?
**sees article**
Me: Wait, wtf? Didn't these come out 9 years ago at $60?
**clicks through**
Me: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL THESE FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
Me: Wait, wtf? Didn't these come out 9 years ago at $60?
**clicks through**
Me: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL THESE FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
July 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
**sees article**
Me: Wait, wtf? Didn't these come out 9 years ago at $60?
**clicks through**
Me: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL THESE FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
Me: Wait, wtf? Didn't these come out 9 years ago at $60?
**clicks through**
Me: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL THESE FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
I'm really fucking sick of telling people "I told you so".
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm really fucking sick of telling people "I told you so".
"I HAVE THE BIGGEST CROWDS, THE BEST CROWDS, THE REALEST CROWDS; NO ONE HAS REALER CROWDS THAN ME"
It's all fake, it's all made up. He's not even the real President.
#resist
It's all fake, it's all made up. He's not even the real President.
#resist
June 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"I HAVE THE BIGGEST CROWDS, THE BEST CROWDS, THE REALEST CROWDS; NO ONE HAS REALER CROWDS THAN ME"
It's all fake, it's all made up. He's not even the real President.
#resist
It's all fake, it's all made up. He's not even the real President.
#resist
Oh look - it's a metaphor for my life right now 🫠
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh look - it's a metaphor for my life right now 🫠
If you're still on the fence about the current administration or don't know much about #StarWars, allow me to shine some light one very simple fact:
THE BAD GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CARRY AROUND RED LIGHTSABERS.
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Resist
THE BAD GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CARRY AROUND RED LIGHTSABERS.
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Resist
May 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you're still on the fence about the current administration or don't know much about #StarWars, allow me to shine some light one very simple fact:
THE BAD GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CARRY AROUND RED LIGHTSABERS.
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Resist
THE BAD GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CARRY AROUND RED LIGHTSABERS.
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Resist
Remember when prices on gaming consoles went DOWN after 5 years? The Switch 2 was just the beginning.
Everything feels like it's crumbling - institutions, trust, stability, even HOBBIES aren't safe anymore.
We're living in the collapse, aren't we?
#Xbox #Microsoft #NintendoSwitch2
Everything feels like it's crumbling - institutions, trust, stability, even HOBBIES aren't safe anymore.
We're living in the collapse, aren't we?
#Xbox #Microsoft #NintendoSwitch2
May 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remember when prices on gaming consoles went DOWN after 5 years? The Switch 2 was just the beginning.
Everything feels like it's crumbling - institutions, trust, stability, even HOBBIES aren't safe anymore.
We're living in the collapse, aren't we?
#Xbox #Microsoft #NintendoSwitch2
Everything feels like it's crumbling - institutions, trust, stability, even HOBBIES aren't safe anymore.
We're living in the collapse, aren't we?
#Xbox #Microsoft #NintendoSwitch2
10/ Crapping Tiger, Sleeping Donny
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
10/ Crapping Tiger, Sleeping Donny
9/ Don Snoresalone
April 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
9/ Don Snoresalone
8/ Rip Van Stinkle
April 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
8/ Rip Van Stinkle
6/ Drowsy Don
That one's for all the "Sleepy Joe" dopes
That one's for all the "Sleepy Joe" dopes
April 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
6/ Drowsy Don
That one's for all the "Sleepy Joe" dopes
That one's for all the "Sleepy Joe" dopes
2/ First time he's slept next to his wife in YEARS
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
2/ First time he's slept next to his wife in YEARS
1/ A thread of all the snarky one liners I can come up with about this photo of Donald Trump at Pope Francis' funeral. Buckle in.
First up - Don Snoreleone
First up - Don Snoreleone
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
1/ A thread of all the snarky one liners I can come up with about this photo of Donald Trump at Pope Francis' funeral. Buckle in.
First up - Don Snoreleone
First up - Don Snoreleone
I'm doing in-store to avoid the online hassle lol
April 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm doing in-store to avoid the online hassle lol
JFC $30 for Zelda Amiibo, $40 for the Street Fighter ones?!
THEY USED TO BE $13 WHAT THE HELL
#NintendoSwitch2 #Amiibo
THEY USED TO BE $13 WHAT THE HELL
#NintendoSwitch2 #Amiibo
April 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
JFC $30 for Zelda Amiibo, $40 for the Street Fighter ones?!
THEY USED TO BE $13 WHAT THE HELL
#NintendoSwitch2 #Amiibo
THEY USED TO BE $13 WHAT THE HELL
#NintendoSwitch2 #Amiibo