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ABigFatGeek
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He/Him/They | Twitter Refugee | Independent Producer, Maker, Occasional Streamer | IT'S👏 GEEK 👏 NOT 👏 GREEK 👏| linktr.ee/abigfatgeek | Owner at @battlebaubles.bsky.social
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@battlebaubles.bsky.social

Thanks!
Hey Democrats - the people want to see more of this, and will support the candidates making this kind of good trouble.

THIS is the way.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My partner and I went as Bob and Linda Burger for Halloween
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I know that America is not a Christian nation because if it were, we’d welcome immigrants, there’d be a job of foot washer at the boarder, Citizens United wouldn’t exist, the rich would be chased, the hungry would be fed, the homeless housed. Truth would be spoken to power. The last would be first.
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The last time the religious nutcases thought they were going to heaven (Nov. 21, 2011) my friends and I got a cake to celebrate.

Might have to go out and do this again today.

Happy Rapture, everyone!

#rapture #itstherapture #happyrapture
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm stunned. Popeye's actually released a "spicy" product that lives up to its name - the Last Dab Ranch actually tastes like it has The Last Dab in it.

It's delicious. Spicy food lovers, go get this RN.

The Rojo Chicken Sandwich is pretty good too, but maybe only a 3-4 on the spice scale.
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The person in front of me at Taco Bell just dropped $82 for their order.

I just made that much working DoorDash all night.

What the fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do not allow today's events to distract you.

Release the full, unredacted, and complete Epstein files. Protect the victims, not the perpetrators.

If Clinton is in them? Fuck em; release it.

If Trump is in them? Fuck em; release it.

We deserve to know the truth about ALL of our leaders.
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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And of course, we make products for other games such as #PokemonTCG, #MagicTheGathering, & #DigimonCardGame, with more coming soon!

Check out www.battlebaubles.com for a diverse selection of premium, handcrafted tokens and counters for all of your favorite tabletop games!
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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We're so excited to FINALLY announce token sets for the #Lorcana TCG!

Just in time for #Fabled, these elegant & eye-catching tokens are handcrafted to ensure the best quality!

Available September 5th, 2025 at www.battlebaubles.com/product-cate... & coming soon to retail partners!

#battlebaubles
August 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You can't really tell from this photo but my Meijer brand "Zesty Ranch" chips skipped the seasoning part of the mass production process - lol oops

Anyway; where are the Epstein Files?
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
**sees article**

Me: Wait, wtf? Didn't these come out 9 years ago at $60?

**clicks through**

Me: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SELL THESE FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?!
July 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm really fucking sick of telling people "I told you so".
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Even with the negative press it was getting, I was really looking forward to playing #MarathonTheGame. I have hope that Bungie can iron out the issues & turn it around.

www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
Bungie Has Delayed ‘Marathon’ Indefinitely
In a somewhat expected but rather dire announcement, Bungie has emerged from the shadows to confirm that its upcoming shooter Marathon has been delayed.
www.forbes.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"I HAVE THE BIGGEST CROWDS, THE BEST CROWDS, THE REALEST CROWDS; NO ONE HAS REALER CROWDS THAN ME"

It's all fake, it's all made up. He's not even the real President.

#resist
June 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I want to thank everyone for their support! It's been a great day of streaming, a successful first day of the Kickstarter launch. Keep telling folks that Bear With Us Volume 2 is still looking to raise more to reach those stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ehe...
June 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh look - it's a metaphor for my life right now 🫠
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just finished an hour long phone call with Spectrum bcuz they didn't shut off service at our old address & continued charging us for it. They also wanted us to return equipment we didn't have.

Moving sucks; I don't recommend doing it.
May 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I wish I didn't have to make this, but we really could use some help right now. Not only was our car totaled today, we're being kicked out of place. Me, Bloops, our 2 kids, and our animals. I'm unemployed and we are scared. Anything you can donate would mean the world to us..
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May 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you're still on the fence about the current administration or don't know much about #StarWars, allow me to shine some light one very simple fact:

THE BAD GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CARRY AROUND RED LIGHTSABERS.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Resist
May 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I tried and failed to acquire Mega Man #0 for #Freecomicbookday :(
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Remember when prices on gaming consoles went DOWN after 5 years? The Switch 2 was just the beginning.

Everything feels like it's crumbling - institutions, trust, stability, even HOBBIES aren't safe anymore.

We're living in the collapse, aren't we?

#Xbox #Microsoft #NintendoSwitch2
May 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
1/ A thread of all the snarky one liners I can come up with about this photo of Donald Trump at Pope Francis' funeral. Buckle in.

First up - Don Snoreleone
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Do you know who also made lists of people with disabilities?

Nazis
April 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM