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Abhorrent Abby
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I'll add you to my list of people I'm fixing
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Now I'm falling asleep
Christ Sleeping During the Tempest
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Lebanne getting passed around Lumiose City like a force-femmed football
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Massachusetts Institute of Titania
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Fae are MIT License
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mother: "There are bugs under my skin. I need to dig them out with a screwdriver."
Weird face with purple stuff coming out the top I dont know how else to describe it
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Wire: "We smokin that IBM quantum computer"
A human shaped out of a blue power cable
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Track: "AK sing like a castrati. Woooooeeehehehehe"
Art of a woman listening to over the head headphones
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Thank you!
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Key Fob (OOP40-UE) CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE: Object is safe when unbound. Nevertheless, it should be kept on the person of ████████ ████ at all times. DESCRIPTION/ALTERED EFFECT: A wireless key fob for a 2000 Dodge Durango. It is identical in appearance to an off-the-shelf model from the manufacturer other than a lack of a battery and some light erosion of the paint. The lock and unlock buttons have no function, even when a battery is added. Pressing the red PANIC button causes a localized alteration of reality governed in part by, but not directly in service of, the desires of the user. These desires may be overt or suppressed, implying a level of subconscious telepathic contact similar to the effects documented in ███████████████████. BACKGROUND This item was discovered in the room of accused paracriminal ████████ by the ██████ Police Department after an investigation into the potential tampering of official records yielded conflicting information in the paper hard copies, including the existence of a fraternal twin that nobody in town remembers existing. Interviews with her girlfriend, who the police originally believed to be an accomplice, reveal that not only was she ignorant of the changes, but that she was once a male by the name of ████ who had bullied the accused for several years before the changes took place. A cursory Bureau investigation triggered by localized document confliction discovered that reality around the pair had changed several times, but the memory and effects of the change only reached out approximately 3.2 miles Key Fob (OOP40-UE) SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL: (Interview with C███ M█████, conducted on April 19th 2002. Regretfully some of the terminology used by Agent ████████ was not up to current Bureau standards, but is left intact for sake of record preservation. A: You and ██ hated each other? CM: Oh for sure, bro. Fucking hated her faggy little walk, hated the music she listened to, hated when she cringed when I entered the showers after gym. A: The men’s showers? CM: Yeah. A: But you and her are now women. Real women, I mean. CM: Duh. Wanna see for yourself? A: That won’t be necessary. Our medical staff has confirmed that you are medically female. Circling back, when did you stop hating ██? CM: I didn’t. A: But you’ve been dating ██ for three years? CM: Of course. I’d do anything for her. I asked her to take my ███ away. I begged her to make me her ████. God just hearing her name makes me want to █████████████████████████. Little sissy bitch. (end of relevant portion)
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM