Abdullahi Mohamed
@abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social
A joke who makes jokes, a writer who writes things & a very tired cricket fan. There will be Brooklyn 99 memes. For enquiries, email abdullahimohamed2002@yahoo.com
In case you haven't noticed, Sara Cox has been doing a roarsome, gruelling & incredible challenge; running five marathons in five days across northern England in aid for BBC Children in Need. So I used a bunch of skittles to spell out her name in honour of her achievements. We salute her always! 👏🏾💛
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In case you haven't noticed, Sara Cox has been doing a roarsome, gruelling & incredible challenge; running five marathons in five days across northern England in aid for BBC Children in Need. So I used a bunch of skittles to spell out her name in honour of her achievements. We salute her always! 👏🏾💛
EXCLUSIVE: a brand new BBC director general has been announced
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
EXCLUSIVE: a brand new BBC director general has been announced
Just remembered yesterday that there's a brand new series of QI which starts tonight on BBC iPlayer. It's series W & the episode is about Wales, whales & wails. I was in the audience for that one, find out if I made the edit (with my unexpected Cymraeg speaking) 🏴🐋
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just remembered yesterday that there's a brand new series of QI which starts tonight on BBC iPlayer. It's series W & the episode is about Wales, whales & wails. I was in the audience for that one, find out if I made the edit (with my unexpected Cymraeg speaking) 🏴🐋
Lovely to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social on telly doing big Green tings whilst in interview mode 💚
October 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Lovely to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social on telly doing big Green tings whilst in interview mode 💚
If you listen to 90s R&B, you'll likely recognise the voice that was D'Angelo. Out of his entire discography, Brown Sugar is an absolute favourite of mine. Saddened to hear that he's no longer on earth, but will be pouring in literal brown sugar in his memory. May he rest in power 🖤💛🕊
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you listen to 90s R&B, you'll likely recognise the voice that was D'Angelo. Out of his entire discography, Brown Sugar is an absolute favourite of mine. Saddened to hear that he's no longer on earth, but will be pouring in literal brown sugar in his memory. May he rest in power 🖤💛🕊
My 2nd time seeing Self Esteem perform live & my 4th time seeing her overall. I'm a fully committed Esteemer™️ now. Her set at Brixton Academy last night was dynamite & so was her. Moonchild Sanelly & Nadine Shah are incredible support acts. If you're going tonight / tomorrow, you're in for a ✨️treat✨️
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My 2nd time seeing Self Esteem perform live & my 4th time seeing her overall. I'm a fully committed Esteemer™️ now. Her set at Brixton Academy last night was dynamite & so was her. Moonchild Sanelly & Nadine Shah are incredible support acts. If you're going tonight / tomorrow, you're in for a ✨️treat✨️
Guys I saw @maitlis.bsky.social make a cameo on BBC Newsnight around four years after leaving the show 👀
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Guys I saw @maitlis.bsky.social make a cameo on BBC Newsnight around four years after leaving the show 👀
Incredible scenes as a man holding up a Palestinian flag interrupts Rachel Reeves' Labour conference speech to seemingly call out the party's complicity in "genocide & mass starvation of Palestinians" 🇵🇸 #Lab25
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Incredible scenes as a man holding up a Palestinian flag interrupts Rachel Reeves' Labour conference speech to seemingly call out the party's complicity in "genocide & mass starvation of Palestinians" 🇵🇸 #Lab25
BREAKING: Liar lies again.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
BREAKING: Liar lies again.
Watching the livestream for Together for Palestine & I could say that I've never been so moved by responses like this to Israel's genocide in Gaza, but I have before. I don't care who spoke out or not, nobody can say that they didn't know that a genocide was happening. Freedom for Palestine. 🇵🇸
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching the livestream for Together for Palestine & I could say that I've never been so moved by responses like this to Israel's genocide in Gaza, but I have before. I don't care who spoke out or not, nobody can say that they didn't know that a genocide was happening. Freedom for Palestine. 🇵🇸
There are so many things that Robert Redford did throughout his iconic acting career, particularly Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. But it was his performance as Bob Woodward in All the President's Men, a story about Watergate, that made me love him. RIP to such an all-time great..🌹
September 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There are so many things that Robert Redford did throughout his iconic acting career, particularly Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. But it was his performance as Bob Woodward in All the President's Men, a story about Watergate, that made me love him. RIP to such an all-time great..🌹
Finally a statement of fact that the BBC can't ignore or dismiss
September 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Finally a statement of fact that the BBC can't ignore or dismiss
Every Notting Hill carnival I always return to Grenfell to honour the 72 lives & continually remind myself why the fight for justice is essential. Staggering that this may be the last carnival before the tower gets demolished. You can burn buildings, but you can't rewrite history. #Justice4Grenfell💚
August 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Every Notting Hill carnival I always return to Grenfell to honour the 72 lives & continually remind myself why the fight for justice is essential. Staggering that this may be the last carnival before the tower gets demolished. You can burn buildings, but you can't rewrite history. #Justice4Grenfell💚
Great to be at the Fringe Artists for Palestine rally that I was so late but wanted to get to. As Britain continues being complicit in Israel's genocide in Gaza, it's an importance to show solidarity in whatever way. Last rallies are this weekend (12pm) so consider joining if you're in Edinburgh.🏴🇵🇸
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Great to be at the Fringe Artists for Palestine rally that I was so late but wanted to get to. As Britain continues being complicit in Israel's genocide in Gaza, it's an importance to show solidarity in whatever way. Last rallies are this weekend (12pm) so consider joining if you're in Edinburgh.🏴🇵🇸
Brb, just biting my nails to this nail biter x
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Brb, just biting my nails to this nail biter x
Won't "crack down" on arms sales to Israel for its genocide in Gaza but will "crack down" on *checks notes* migrants being delivery drivers. I will never vote Labour again. 🇵🇸
July 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Won't "crack down" on arms sales to Israel for its genocide in Gaza but will "crack down" on *checks notes* migrants being delivery drivers. I will never vote Labour again. 🇵🇸
One day, Keir Starmer, David Lammy & the entire fucking UK Labour government will regret being complicit in allowing these atrocities to happen to the people of Gaza. 🇵🇸
#endthegenocide #freepalestine #letaidin
#endthegenocide #freepalestine #letaidin
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One day, Keir Starmer, David Lammy & the entire fucking UK Labour government will regret being complicit in allowing these atrocities to happen to the people of Gaza. 🇵🇸
#endthegenocide #freepalestine #letaidin
#endthegenocide #freepalestine #letaidin
Wales need at least 4 goals to stay in #WEuro2025. And they're being beaten by England with exactly 4 goals. Good luck with that 🥴
July 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wales need at least 4 goals to stay in #WEuro2025. And they're being beaten by England with exactly 4 goals. Good luck with that 🥴
"The seriousness of what happened at Glastonbury cannot be overstated. I’m struggling to think of any other recent event in the UK where a mob has called for the death of human beings." Brendan O’Neill in the Spectator, 29 June 2025.
July 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"The seriousness of what happened at Glastonbury cannot be overstated. I’m struggling to think of any other recent event in the UK where a mob has called for the death of human beings." Brendan O’Neill in the Spectator, 29 June 2025.
Jade at the Woodsies is so good, the first former Little Mixer to grace Glastonbury. In her song FUFN, she encouraged the crowd to say "fuck you" to bullshit, including transphobia & genocide. Very excellent shit. 👏🏾🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
June 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jade at the Woodsies is so good, the first former Little Mixer to grace Glastonbury. In her song FUFN, she encouraged the crowd to say "fuck you" to bullshit, including transphobia & genocide. Very excellent shit. 👏🏾🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
Bob Vylan putting a Palestinian flag in their West Holts stage set. Despite the BBC not showing Kneecap live on iPlayer. That's surely something. 🇵🇸
June 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Bob Vylan putting a Palestinian flag in their West Holts stage set. Despite the BBC not showing Kneecap live on iPlayer. That's surely something. 🇵🇸
Anyway, free Palestine 🇵🇸
June 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Anyway, free Palestine 🇵🇸
Happy father's day to arguably the best taxi driver in the country, one which I love growing up with. Here is an old photo of him which I still treasure today. 💛
#fathersday #taxiservice #fatherfigure
#fathersday #taxiservice #fatherfigure
June 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy father's day to arguably the best taxi driver in the country, one which I love growing up with. Here is an old photo of him which I still treasure today. 💛
#fathersday #taxiservice #fatherfigure
#fathersday #taxiservice #fatherfigure
Of course Israel's calling the sanctions of Ben-Gvir & Smotrich "outrageous". Makes it a good enough argument to sanction them completely 🤷🏾♂️
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Of course Israel's calling the sanctions of Ben-Gvir & Smotrich "outrageous". Makes it a good enough argument to sanction them completely 🤷🏾♂️
I love celebrating Eid & part of it involves wearing new clothes & treasuring them 4 lyf (will do what it takes to keep them on lol). Eid Mubarak to everyone marking this occasion & to the people of Palestine, Sudan & Yemen, I pray for peace & end to the suffering. It's all love 💛 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇾🇪
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I love celebrating Eid & part of it involves wearing new clothes & treasuring them 4 lyf (will do what it takes to keep them on lol). Eid Mubarak to everyone marking this occasion & to the people of Palestine, Sudan & Yemen, I pray for peace & end to the suffering. It's all love 💛 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇾🇪